Sunday, October 11, 2015
Law of the Youngest
BUDDY: Marcus, you stole my treat!
MARCUS: What treat? I didn't steal any treat.
SAM: The one Jan put on Buddy's nose.
MERCI: Why was Buddy wearing a treat on his nose?
BUDDY: I wasn't. But I could have. And if I did, you would have stolen it!
MARCUS: But you didn't have one and I didn't steal it. So why am I being accused?
SAM: Because you're always the guilty one.
MERCI: And if you didn't steal Buddy's treat this time, you have to be guilty of something else.
SAM: It's the :Law of the Youngest.. The youngest is always guilty and you're both the youngest and the always guilty.
BUDDY: And since you don't remember it, here's a video of what you would have done if you could have done it but you didn't because you got away with it this time!
MARCUS: I have no idea what you are talking about, but if I didn't do it, I apologize anyway.
BUDDY: Well, I hope you've learned your lesson. Don't do it again!
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