Buddy: What's her problem?
Merci: Someone stole her rolls. 9 of them to be exact.
Sam: I'll take a look around for them. Where did she lose them?
Merci: On the stove. She baked a dozen rolls. She ate three. When she went to put the rest away, she found this.
Sam: That looks empty. Except for a crumb. Can I have it?
Buddy: What do you think happened to them?
Merci: I think one of you two stole them.
Buddy: What makes you think it was one of us? What about you ... or the cats?
Merci: The cats would have taken a bite or two and left evidence behind. I'm too short to reach the stove. That leaves you two as the only suspects.
Sam: Well, it wasn't me! That leaves .....
Buddy: Don't look at me. I could be innocent too. Why am I the one that always gets blamed when something happens?
Merci: Because you're usually responsible for whatever happens. And besides, you have a history of stealing Jan's food.
Buddy: Name one time I ever stole Jan's food!
Sam: You stole the top piece of bread from her sandwich once.
Merci: Twice. And you ate the cheese Jan grated for an omelet.
Buddy: I said to name one time. Besides, she shouldn't leave food where I can eat it.
Sam: Buddy, you steal right off her plate. Jan has never fed you at the table. And you counter surf looking for crumbs.
Buddy: But that doesn't mean I stole food off the stove. It could have been a burglar.
Merci: A burglar that breaks in just to steal 9 rolls? Buddy, give it up, you've been busted. You stole those rolls. Admit it.
Buddy: Never! I've been framed! ***Burrrrrrrrp***
*Psssst*
ReplyDeleteskhwirrels
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We think it was the evil walking fish.
ReplyDeleteThe walking fish goes into houses where good cats and doggies live and does BAD things, then the good cats and doggies get in trouble.
True fact.
Buddy....deny, deny, deny!
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad you are all okay after the burglary! Jan is very lucky to have you woofies and kitties to protect her from the burglar that broke into your home, stole nine rolls, and left without leaving a trace of evidence. I think you deserve a reward for protecting her so well...maybe your reward could be a nice snack, perhaps some rolls...
ReplyDeletei think buddy is being framed despite the burp.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a job for CCSI. We bet Furlock Holmes could get to the bottom of this.
ReplyDeleteEssex & Deacon
We know you're innocent, Buddy!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh no... I hate it when families frame their members. That is so wrong!
ReplyDeleteBuddy, we agree with Khyra....it HAD to be squirrels.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen how busy they are lately stuffing their big fat faces with any thing they can get their little paws on?
Yep. Squirrels.
We know you're innocent. The rolls should have been put in the safe, where burglars cannot steal them.
ReplyDeleteI think it must be aframe up for sure.. MOl.. But the burp may have given you away.. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteWe can't believe it could have been you Buddy. Does Nott Me frame woofies too?
ReplyDeleteOh, poor Buddy. He's always so mistreated and accused for no good reason. Even for a woofie, that's just sad.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for coming by our Gotcha Day party, it was a lot of fun!
Purrs and hugs,
Bugsy, Sassy and Callie
(and the rest of the Krew)
Safety in numbers, you all need to stick together and she will not be able to tell who did the deed. Be sure to make the crumbs not be on your sweet little faces.
ReplyDeleteHa rooo - did you find some butter for the rolls too, Buddy?
ReplyDeleteWoos, the OP Pack
Beins didit! No kitty could eat 9 rolls.
ReplyDeleteOh-oh! Looks like everybody know who did it!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ahmm Buddy, looks like your burpy burp gave you away. Should have tried to hold it in then there wouldn't have been any evidence to give you away. Alhtough it looked like everyone had you pegged anyway. Bet you enjoyed them!!!!
ReplyDeleteCasper
where did dey goh?
ReplyDeleteda evil walkin fish?
or da evil plant dat eats smelly socks?
couldnt be buddy.
nope