Monday, June 26, 2017

The Standoff




Micah:  You're on my desk!

Percy:  You mean you're on my desk!

Micah:  You need to leave. 

Percy:  No, you need to leave.

Micah:  But I was here first.

Percy:  If you were here first, why am I lying down?

Micah:  You're older and you collapse faster.

Percy:  I'm not old!

Micah:  You're going to be 13 in two weeks.  That's old!

Percy:  13 is not old.  Ask Jan.  She's turning 314 today!

Micah:  314?  Perhaps we both should move in case she collapses over the desk.

Percy:  Okay.  You move first.

Micah:  No, you move first.

Percy:  I'm not moving until you do.

Micah:  I'm not moving until you do.



Percy:  I guess we'd both better hope Jan doesn't collapse on the desk.  There isn't enough room.

Micah:  There will be when you move.


19 comments:

  1. It's Jan's birthday? Tell her that my human and I wish her a very, very happy one!

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  2. Hari OM
    What you both need to do now is purr and grin sweetly at Jan and - pawsibbly - give her a happy tail twitch also!!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Happy Birthday to Jaaaaaan!
    Lily & Edward

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  4. Happy Birthday, Jan! The cats will both be napping before they finish that argument, I'm thinking...

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  5. Happy birfday to Jan! 314? Wow, that is a lot of candles!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. Happy Birthday, Jan! At 314, you are just getting going!

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  7. Happy Birthday to Jan ! 314 candles, we hope her birthday cake is big enough ! Purrs

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  8. We have similar property disputes over the desk and book shelves....

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  9. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. WE ARE ALL SOOOOOOOOO GLAD YOU WERE BORN!
    Love, Loulou, mama and papa and so many others.

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  10. Happy birthday Jan! That desk looks big enough for both of you, so no arguing!

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  11. guyz....sendin best fishes, mice creem dizhez N happee day wizhes two jan fora total lee awesum lee happee day; N de best part oh thiz gift; her mor N like lee will RE GIFT it two ewe; leest de mice part ☺☺☺ heerz two 314 mor jan anda yeer a head filled with happee nezz & health ♥♥♥♥♥

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  12. Happy Birthday to Jan from all of us!!!

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  13. You two crack me up! Happy Birthday, Jan!

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  14. Happy birthday Jan! (Not sure what that is in cat years.)

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  15. Happy birthday! I hope that you had a great day! ♥

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  16. Happy Birthday to YOU, Miss Jan! We hope you had a wonderful day, and may you enjoy at least 314 more!!

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