Percy: Hooray, it's Boxing Day! I get to box Micah's ears.
Buddy: No, it's not Boxing Day. It's International Box Day.
Percy: I can still box Micah's ears, can't I?
Buddy: No, but you can admire him as he sits in a box today.
Percy: Booooring! I want to box.
Buddy: Why do you look sad, Micah? Percy won't bother you today.
Micah: Percy isn't bothering me. It's that we were planning to do a big box post today but I guess now I'm the whole post.
Buddy: It's Jan's fault. She hogged the computer yesterday and we didn't get the computer until bedtime so we had to hurry, but it was more that stupid Winton (Windows 10) Creator update that trashed the post.
Percy: Yes, Jan got quite the shock when she tried to print an Amazon order and discovered the printer had been deleted again.
Buddy: Hours and hours of boredom as we waited our turn.
Micah: Jan wasn't bored, though. I'm sure I saw steam coming out of her ears.
Percy: That must be why her glasses steamed up. I thought it was just from the heat.
Micah: Well, Winton did something more than uninstall the printer when it upgraded this time. It's been reinstalled numerous times but it doesn't work.
Buddy: Percy, if you really want to box someone's ears, forget about Micah. Please, box the daylights out of Microsoft!
Percy: Okay, has anyone seen my virtual boxing gloves?
Micah: Where would you find virtual boxing gloves?
Percy: Microsoft is trying to take over the world, so they have an app for just about everything.
Buddy: You mean they have a virtual boxing app?
Percy: Not yet, but they will after they read this post and realize they're going to have to protect themselves from Percy, the Funny Farmer with the mean right cross.
Micah: I believe you, Percy, but you've lost a little weight, and it will be hard for anyone to take you seriously if your trunks fall off.