Marcus: I had nothing to do with this. NOTHING! I am totally innocent.
Taylor: What didn't you do this time?
Marcus: Jan set the package of chicken on the kitchen table and went to answer the phone. When she came back, the package had holes in it, most noticeably a huge hole.
Taylor: So why are you hollering your innocence?
Marcus: Because I get blamed for everything around here and I didn't do this.
Taylor: Of course you didn't. We all know who did.
Marcus: You mean Jan put those claw holes in there and ripped a hole in the package?
Taylor: No. Jan found the ripped package, then put it back down to go let you and Buddy outside. When she came back, she found a piece of chicken missing. You weren't even in the room at the time.
Marcus: Then who did?
Taylor: Micah. You know he steals anything edible, hot or cold, cooked or raw.
Marcus: So I'm not in trouble for this?
Taylor: Of course not.
Marcus: What a relief! And I hope Jan doesn't think I stole the cookie off her plate while she was away from the computer.
Taylor: Why would she think that?
Marcus: Oh, I don't know. Perhaps because -
Taylor: Because you stole it!
Marcus: Well, maybe. But I didn't have anything to do with the chicken!
Food thief! That's OK It looks like more than one was involved
ReplyDeleteHa! There is NO way you could leave that lying around anywhere in our house without everything in it getting stolen!
ReplyDeleteNice work with the chicken!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! That chicken would have been HISTORY at our house! MOL!
ReplyDeleteOh Marcus...you gave yourself away again!
ReplyDeleteYou guarding the hen house again Marcus?
ReplyDeleteWe say grab it and run
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
The mysterious chicken thief at it again. He's visited our house before, too. No chicken is safe! ~Rascal and Rocco
ReplyDeleteChicken thieves seem to be everywhere!... Cookie thieves, too.
ReplyDeletedeer cod micah...say it iznt sew ~~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDelete☺☺☺♥♥♥
Here it was BACON off Mom's breakfast plate.......
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Clearly yous are starving!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
OMD OMC OMD.... Marcus we are sooooooo happy that you were TOTALLY INNOCENT of the Chicken COOPer... AND that you got a Cookie as a reward fur being SOOOOOOO innocent. JUST SAYIN.
ReplyDeletemol! hey, that chick-hen was fair game :) and the cookie too...
ReplyDeleteQA/QC we call it, hee hee!
pip, smidgen, minnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto
You kitties and woofies are sure a handful aren't you. Jan has to the most pawtient mom bean. Ours would be yelling up a storm.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the chicken Micah...and the cookie Marcus.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Yes, you're right, Marcus. Let's keep chicken issues and cookie issues separate! :)
ReplyDeleteWhew...glad you didn't get blamed for the chicken Marcus!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Hey, you guys are lucky to be able to 'steal' chicken. We never had a chance. Our human's vegetarian! Purrs and headbutts from us!
ReplyDeletehello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm wel if tucker wer ennyware in the vissinity i wood totaly pin this on him but sinse he is not then i am at a loss to eksplayn it!!! i bet it wuz skwirrels tho!!! ok bye
ReplyDeleteChicken is meat and cookies are treats...so if a treat gets left in range of any-mouth...well so be it...it will vanish in a blink...at least around here it would, MJF would see to that:)
ReplyDeleteChicken?? well...um...we nevfur tried that raw...but maybe if someone could snag some fur us we might try it...and like it...so that next time who on earth would get/take the blame!?!