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| Percy & Marcus |
Cyndi: Visiting landlubbers can have a dreg o' rum on us today. Oh, wait, thee cork fell out of thee barrel and thee rum spilled in that big storm last week.
Merci: Yarr! We don't really have anything to serve our visitors today, do we?
Cyndi: Blimey! Nay. What grub didn't fall overboard in thee storm, we stashed away for today's party, but Marcus found it.
Merci: Shiver me timbers! So thar's nothing left for thee party, is thar?
Cyndi: Not a morsel.
Merci: Alas! We'll just have to thank visitors for coming by and tell them thar's a party on thee 3rd pirate galleon to our right, although we're not sure if it's a frivolous party or a walk thee plank party.
Cyndi: Perhaps we should skip that one and advise them to do thee same, but thar's a big party just a mile downriver.
Merci: Wait, isn't that thee pirate galleon whar everyone got so three sheets to the wind last year thar was a huge fight and half thee participants fell overboard and drowned?
Cyndi: Right. I'd forgotten about that. We can cross that off thee list too.
Merci: Ahoy! How about if we forget about sending visitors to another galleon to party and just send out for pizza?
Cyndi: Blimey! Fine. How many visitors be we expecting? Er ... how will we pay for the pizzas?
Merci: We could plunder thee Pirates Nest Bar for loose swag. Drunken pirates be always dropping doubloons and trinkets.
Cyndi: That's a tough bar. On second thought, let's just turn off thee poop deck light and hide thee welcome mat.
Merci: Alas! Ye git thee light. I'll turn over thee mat.
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| Graphic by Ann of Zoolatry. |
Thank you to this year's hosts for Talk Like A Pirate Day, Pirate Louisdog Armstrong and Matey Bear Cat.
Arrrrhh ! Ye're all mighty band 'o pirates ! Cap'tain Jan is terrific ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteArrr mateys, a quiet slumber it be then... there ya go, ya missed a sail on that one... a slumber pawty!!! Fair winds to ye mateys... hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Ahoy there ye fine bunch of pirating fiends!!!! Do we have purrmission to sail our fine vessel, The Crimson Revenge along side? ARRRRRRRRR....
ReplyDeleteBestest pirating purrs
Cap'n Basil Blackheart & the heathen hoard xox
Happy Pirate Days! XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteMom is laughing about turning over the welcome mat....lol.......stella rose
ReplyDeletemeYARRRR, mateys! It be a ray o'sunshine t'see The Day sellybrated inna spirit o' the First Cap'n, Nelson Lapurr! Thank'ee kindly, me furriends! (Although Cap'n Meow Fang aka Sir Edmund would decry th'lack o'good strong toona joos. If ye see a peevish Spirit amongst yer spirits, so t'speak, why, like enough 'tis he ;-))
ReplyDeletemeYARRRR, mateys! It be a ray o'sunshine t'see The Day sellybrated inna spirit o' the First Cap'n, Nelson Lapurr! Thank'ee kindly, me furriends! (Although Cap'n Meow Fang aka Sir Edmund would decry th'lack o'good strong toona joos. If ye see a peevish Spirit amongst yer spirits, so t'speak, why, like enough 'tis he ;-))
ReplyDeleteHey, what's that about a POOP DECK? Eeeeeeuuuuuuwwww. I thought all pirate ships had a loo! Or whatever it's called. But thanks anyway for the invite. I lost my eye patch and have to stay home.
ReplyDeleteAhoy, Matey, we want to assure you it's safe to walk on the poop deck.
DeletePoop deck - the part of the ship farthest to the back, which is usually above the captain's quarters. This is not the bathroom.
I KNOW THAT. IT WAS A JOKE!!!! Mama has sailed for many a moon.
DeleteWe're furries. Personally, we like the idea of a poop deck, but we don't want to swab it. And we don't want any visitors to go Ewwwww. We believe the real poop "poop deck" on a pirate ship was called a head. :)
DeleteA head it be...indeedy!
DeleteYou are being watched matey
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
blimey buckoz; a draught two all ye bucaneerz N hearties spesh a lee sum nelsonz folly ~~~ ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteAhoy me furries after ye turn over the welcome mat, stop by the pirate pawty at the tabby cat club which am tabbycatclub dot blogspot dot com... we dids a search for meow like a pirates to finds out. btw bear cat seems to has forgotted to post yet today. Captain Katie Kat and Admiral Katie Too
ReplyDeleteHope no one has to walk the plank!
ReplyDeleteHappy Pirate Day!
ReplyDeleteWell that's a fine kettle of fish, matey's, gettin' us all excited for a party and then turnin' the light out. Ye just may have to walk the plank fer that. Blimey! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeletegarrr! Turning over the welcome mat sounds the safest option, even for a bunch of fearsome pirates.
ReplyDeleteYe be fine pirates. Yo-ho-ho! We be turn thee light off too!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Rats! For a minute we thought you were passing out pizza!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
What great pirates you make!!!
ReplyDeleteArrrr!
ReplyDeleteThat's really the best I can do...
sad huh?
Have a great Monday.
Noodle and crew
Arrrrrrgh!
ReplyDeleteYe be a fine bunch o' pirates as ever there was!
Come join in our plunder and have some of arr grog!
No need ta bother wi' the scurvy 3rd pirate galleon ta the right!
Tis a fine time ta be a pirate. Yarrrrrrrr!
Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Ye mates will make many a timber shiver!
ReplyDeleteYe are all great-lookin pirates. But yer swag control needs a little werk.
ReplyDelete(Ya bury the treasure and eat the fancy foods, not the o'ter way t'round). ;)
We are always happy to see pirates in intense collaboration. Good job, you scary creatures! Lovin' that eye patch!
ReplyDeleteWe are always happy to see pirates in intense collaboration. Good job, you scary creatures! Lovin' that eye patch!
ReplyDeleteYou allmake grrret pirates!
ReplyDeleteYour Furrend,
louis Seadog Armstrong
Arrgh! Pizzas sound way better than hanging out on the poop deck!
ReplyDeleteYou guys have the pirate stuff down!!! ~Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteAhoy Mateys..we hope yer day twas a good one!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Cap'n Aaarrhhhhgtty and Pirate Princess Droy
Ahoy there mateyz - Oh dear - Marcus "pirated away" any foodablez u had. An'the grog iz gone tue? What tue due - what tue due? At leest u 2 r a couple of good lookin'piratez - just watch out fer who-ever iz watchin'u.
ReplyDeleteLady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor
Blimey! You pirates have the right idea. Let's hide out and wait for those drunken pirates to lose some gold!
ReplyDeleteYarrgghhhh! We be late ‘n all, but avast we be here now! Yo-ho-ho an a bottle o’rum!! Ya’ll be scurvy pirates indeed!
ReplyDeleteWe think thee bottle o'rum was nip ale...Yarr!!