Marcus: I can't sit still. Too much to do. I've got to snoopervise Jan. She can't accomplish anything without me.
Percy: That's odd. I was under the impression she can't accomplish anything with you underfoot.
Marcus: I've got to pick up poop in the yard, scoop the litter pans, get the coffee ready to brew --
Percy: You don't do any of those things. Ripping the trash bag when Jan tries to take it out of the house is more your brand of help. Remember the eggshell fiasco in the living room Saturday? That was your idea of help.
Marcus: Well, I made sure those eggs shells were dead!
Percy: You mean you made sure they were spread.
Marcus: Spread. Dead. What's the difference? Jan had nothing to fear from them after I showed them who's boss.
Percy: She had nothing to fear from them before you ripped a hole in the trash bag as she walked by.
Marcus: You don't know that. Haven't you heard of the Great Eggshell Riot of 1923?
Percy: No. And neither have you!
Marcus: Well, I could have -
Percy: - if eggshells could riot.
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteBOL... now I have omelette firmly lodge in my mind for lunch... need to show those eggshells they can't keep it together round here... hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Oh my Marcus! You are quite the supervisor!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Oh boy...it sounds like nothing but trouble going on over there!
ReplyDeleteBOL you better go watch her
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Oh Marcus you are such a brave brave boy, we are pretty intimidated by the eggshells within our trashcan. stella rose
ReplyDeleteWe've heard of the Walking Dead Eggshells. That was brave of you to subdue them, Marcus
ReplyDeleteUh oh. Somedog's just a bit too "helpful." :)
ReplyDeleteSnorts with piggy laughter. Hilarious. Why do humans complain when we help? Beats me.... I mean just because I snout mom in the ankles when she's cooking does mean anything right? XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteWhat? Jan should appreciate the fact that you saved her from those wild eggshells!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Shake, rattle and roll fur sure!
ReplyDeleteBOL, BOL!!
ReplyDeleteWe might need those egg shells for tonight's debate...just saying...
DeleteHA HA HA The Great Eggshell Riot!!! I remember it well. Sort of. Were you there, Marcus? Of course you weren't. You weren't even BORN. And it wasn't the Eggshell Riot, it was the Scrambled Egg Riot. Get your facts straight! (Boy, would you have had fun at that one!)
ReplyDeleteI think we learned of the Eggshell Riot in American History, Marcus. It was over...easy! BOL! BOL!
ReplyDeleteMarcus, Marcus, Marcus.... sometimes one is more helpful when they do less.....
ReplyDeleteMarcus,you could never rip a trash bag- Could you?
ReplyDeleteGood job Marcus...one can never truly trust an eggshell...or a trash bag either!! BOL!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory
Snoopervise!
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