Friday, September 16, 2016

Singing the Blues

Cyndi:  What are you doing in there moaning like a dying hound?


Marcus:  Jan said I belong in prison and I'm singing the blues.

Cyndi:  What are you in for this time?

Marcus:  I used my nose to smash Jan in the shin with the prison door when she was walking by.

Cyndi: That wasn't very bright.

Marcus:  I was bored.

Cyndi:  How long do you have to serve before you get out on parole?

Marcus:  I think Jan said I'm a lifer.

Cyndi:  I'd say we'll miss you but you'll still be here annoying us.

Marcus:  Do you think you could bake me a cake with a file in it so I can escape?

Cyndi:  No.  I don't want to end up sharing a cell with you.

Percy:  Can you guys please keep it down so I can take a nap!  And, Marcus, stop whining.  You know very well you went in your Private Dining Car of your own accord and the door is not latched.


17 comments:

  1. Marcus was trying to put a fast one on you guys, BOL!!

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  2. Hari OM
    Crikey Marcus, you really are bored, making up fairy dust like that!!! The sympathy vote didn't come your way though... I'd rethink it if I were you &*> Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. We are sending you a file to break out
    Lily & Edward

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  4. Sometimes prison is the safest place to be.

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  5. Hahaha! Marcus is playing the victim card! Bless his imprisoned heart! ROFL!

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  6. So funny!! Not latched. I loved that. Marcus, you are one seductive door banger, and poor Jan, all black blue because of you. Hey, a poet and don't know it but MY paws show it--they're LONGFELLOWS (which they are!). Love, Loulou

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  7. And the door isn't latched??? MOL!

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  8. Sometimes it's a mental prison!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. Does time out ever work on Marcus?

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  10. Hope you get out on good behavior!

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  11. You Will Be out Marcus, that will make you Marcus Willbe!

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  12. MOL It's always somethin' isn't it. Dogs, ya' lose it over nuffin'. Good thing ya'll have a house full of cats. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  13. You are such a funny woofie Marcus! Well, except when you're bumping Jan and causing bruises. Life with you will never be boring.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  14. Thanks for a great chuckle. We didn't see that ending coming. Happy you can get out whenever you want, Marcus. Thanks for dropping by Mau and Misty May's birthday party. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  15. Hee hee. Marcus was just playing make-believe! We're glad you're not really a lifer!

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