Friday, November 14, 2014
Telling on Jan
Micah: Speaking of a watch, are we allowed to tell a story on Jan?
Sam: Are you kidding? We tell stories on Jan all the time. What's one more?
Merci: Okay, Jan belongs to a club. Yesterday it was her turn to be the timer.
Rusty: Oh, I know where this is going. Jan set the timer, walked off and forgot it and burned their lunch.
Percy: No, it's not a cooking club. It's a speaking club and the speakers are timed.
Cyndi: Yes, she was supposed to start the stopwatch and turn lights on and off so each speaker would know when to zip the lip and sit.
Marcus: So what was the problem? I don't imagine Jan could handle turning lights on and off in correct sequence, but surely she could manage the timing without our help!
Buddy: Not exactly. The speaker started talking and Jan pressed the stopwatch. Nothing happened. She kept pressing and still nothing happened. How could she time the speaker without a timer? So she got up, walked to the president's chair, and whispered she couldn't get the stopwatch to work.
Cameron: So what happened? Did the president stop the meeting and make the speaker start his speech over again?
Sam: No. He turned the stopwatch upside right and handed it back to Jan.
Percy: Last week we said we would post a Mousebreath interview with Max the Psychokitty today, but we decided to postpone it one more week since he and his human are finishing his latest book.
Rusty: Oh, speaking of the interviews, we are open to volunteers or suggestions for future interviews. .
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