|Marcus and his ears.|
Percy: Jan hogged the computer yesterday.
Marcus: I still don't understand why.
Cyndi: Because she's selfish.
Buddy: I thought it was to make a backup image of our computer.
Micah: Yes, but how long does that take?
Rusty: Not terribly long but she did some other things too.
Merci: Yes, she ate all the cookies.
Cameron: She also defrauded the hard drive.
Sam: She what? Oh, you mean she defragged it.
Marcus: Defrauded. Defragged. What's the difference?
Cyndi: About 20 gigabytes.
Cameron: It's simple, Marcus. We have a 2 terrabyte drive and it was 2 % fragmented. That meant most of our pictures were in fragments and needed to be pasted together again. You wouldn't want anyone to see a photo of you with an ear missing, would you?
Marcus: *paw to ear* No, not one of my handsome ears!
Buddy: So Jan got out the scotch tape and put all the pictures back together; however, she ran out of tape and there is still one photo with an ear missing.
Marcus: Noooooooo! She needs to buy more scotch tape. I love my ears. They're a matched set!
Percy: Calm down, Marcus. They're just pulling your ear ... er, leg.
Marcus: What a relief. I can't appear in public without both ears. No one would recognize me.