Pulling His Ear

Marcus and his ears.

Percy:  Jan hogged the computer yesterday.

Marcus:  I still don't understand why.

Cyndi:  Because she's selfish.

Buddy:  I thought it was to make a backup image of our computer.

Micah:  Yes, but how long does that take?

Rusty:  Not terribly long but she did some other things too.

Merci:  Yes, she ate all the cookies.

Cameron:  She also defrauded the hard drive.

Sam:  She what?  Oh, you mean she defragged it.

Marcus:  Defrauded.  Defragged.  What's the difference?

Cyndi:  About 20 gigabytes.

Marcus:  What?

Cameron:  It's simple, Marcus.  We have a 2 terrabyte drive and it was 2 % fragmented.  That meant most of our pictures were in fragments and needed to be pasted together again.  You wouldn't want anyone to see a photo of you with an ear missing, would you? 

Marcus:  *paw to ear*  No, not one of my handsome ears!

Buddy:  So Jan got out the scotch tape and put all the pictures back together; however, she ran out of tape and there is still one photo with an ear missing.

Marcus:  Noooooooo!  She needs to buy more scotch tape.  I love my ears.  They're a matched set!

Percy:  Calm down, Marcus.  They're just pulling your ear ... er, leg. 

Marcus:  What a relief.  I can't appear in public without both ears.  No one would recognize me.