Percy: Why? We didn't do anything wrong.
Merci: Jan says you ate her toast before she had a chance to toast it.
Cameron: I don't know why we're getting blamed. You dogs are the food thieves.
Sam: You can't blame this on us. None of us can reach the toaster.
Rusty: Marcus can jump high. It must have been Marcus.
Marcus: No, it wasn't me and you know I can't leap onto the counter. I would need a rocket launcher to get anywhere neat the toaster. 'Fess up.
Cyndi: Well, it sure wasn't me. I would never steal Jan's food. Well, maybe if it was really tempting. But bread?
Micah: Why are you all looking at me? I didn't steal it. But if I had - and I'm not saying I did - it would be Jan's fault for leaving the room with the bread in the toaster before she'd fed us our breakfast.
Buddy: As your attorney, might I suggest the next time you deny stealing bread, you wipe the bread crumbs from your chin first?
We are sure it was not anny cats. Bread is not meat.
ReplyDeleteYou should have told her that you pre-tasted the toast to make sure it wasn't poisoned. She'd love you all the more for it ;-)
ReplyDeleteMicah, you were actually taste testing fur Jan, right?
ReplyDeleteDid you have any help eating the bread from a squirrel, namely the squirrel at Brian's Home? as in brianshomeblog.com?
That squirrel would steal and eat anything.
WE think those crumbs were PLANTED like Seeds... We are SURE it was a SQUIRREL who is trying to set you up.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm sounds like some other kitty....for sure hahaahah :) naughty...:0 hugs and loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteUh oh!!! Poor Jan! What will she eat now?
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
MOL How cute. Glad sumpawdy enjoyed da bwead.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi
MOL.. we had a neighbour-cat who loved bread too, at least, that's what he pretended at first, later he ate my food :D Pawkiss :)
ReplyDeleteThat is weird. We had that exact thing happen. We blamed space aliens.
ReplyDeleteUnless there is video confess to NOTHING!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
Oh funny we laughed and laughed about those bread crumbs on the chin, dietzy nevers steals food, but we do steal dad's sweet tea when he leaves it on the end table...mom says he should have nevers taught us about sweet tea and it is all his fault.
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We think that wind blew the crumbs on your chin. Yes. That's it. Purrs
ReplyDeleteif ther had been butter on de bread///toast....we woodna knead ta look noe further than....
ReplyDeleteBOOMER !!! =^..^=
Rut roh, lesson to be learned, never leave any incriminating behind - we pups would always clean up every last crumb:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
MOL we were impressed you didn't take more!
ReplyDeleteI would taken the whole thing!
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, hey - it is ALWAYS the dogs' fault!
ReplyDeleteBut it is dry toast...no kitty would eat that, would they? now if it had peanut butter we know it would be our Sasha! MOL
ReplyDeleteSami, Saku, & Sasha
I think it was Percy.
ReplyDeleteShermna
Toast - untoasted is so tempting!
ReplyDeleteMeowmy's furst kitty was also a bread thief.
Now about those incriminating crumbs...wasn't there a willing pup to help you wash them off?
HaHaMeowwwww!!!!!!
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