Bite the Biscuit

Buddy: We were going to write this post for yesterday but when Jan was taking photos Sunday, there was an accident and only a couple of photos were taken. 

Marcus:  An accident?  What happened?

Sam:  You bit her, kiddo.  Remember?

Marcus:  I did? 

Merci:  How could you forget?  Jan turned white and did a dance.

Marcus:  I don't remember.  Oh, wait, you mean when Jan held the biscuit between her fingers and I leaped so high I caught it?

Merci:  No, we mean when you bounced so high you clamped your teeth on Jan's fingers that were holding the biscuit and then tried to scrape the skin off her fingers as you fell to the ground . 

Marcus:  Oh, that.  Well, she survived, I got the biscuit, and she didn't lose control of the camera like when she tripped and threw it at the fireplace, so what's the problem?

Buddy:  You made her bleed, for one thing.  You should know she hates the sight of blood.  Actually, I'm not too fond of it myself.  But what would we have done if she had bled to death out there in the dog pen? Who would feed us?

Marcus:  Oh, it was just a little trickle of blood, unless you believe her version.  Um ... you don't believe her version, do you?

Sam:  We got to taste test some Nutro Ultra All Natural biscuits, a healthy digestion blend of oatmeal & pumpkin. They contain salmon, chicken and lamb meal, along with flax, fruits and vegetables.

Buddy:  They have no wheat, corn, corn gluten meal, soy, artificial colors or flavors, or fillers.  And the aroma is irresistible  We couldn't wait.. 

Merci:  mphfffff.

Marcus:  Oh, no, I'm not going to go through that again!  Just toss it to me, will you?

Buddy:  Thanks, Jan.

Sam:  Yum, good.

Marcus:  Hey, where's my biscuit?

Merci:  Go away, Marcus, this is my biscuit.  Go get your own.

Marcus:  I've been cheated.  Where's my biscuit?

Buddy:  Jan has been trying to give you another one but you've been running around trying to steal ours. You have to learn to pay attention.

Sam:  I guess you can tell the Nutro Ultra All Natural Biscuits were a big hit with all of us.

Thank you, Chewy.com for providing the biscuits.  We are not compensated for tasting the biscuits or for writing this.