stressful weekend around the CB and FB CWB, so we all thought we'd try to give everybuddy a smile. No disrespect intended.
We finally convinced Jan to make us a Christmas header and background. We were pretty tired of looking at Thanksgiving. Not that we're not thankful. But we have enough trouble with Jan not reading the calendar ahead of time. Now she's not reading it backwards? Um, back? Whatever. She's always either behind or ahead. No, she's never ahead, except when she has hit the Publish button instead of the Save.
Well, imagine our surprise when we saw Sam wearing a baker's hat in the finished CHRISTMAS header. *big sigh!* Sam is to hats as Jan is to dates - always out of sync.
Hey, Buddy here. Merci, can you move over just a little bit so everybuddy can see me clearly? I'd like to dedicate something to Romeo's Staff. I think she already figured this out, but just in case ....
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
Hey, *elbows Buddy out of the way* this is Cyndi. If Buddy gets to tell a cat joke, then I get to tell a dog joke.
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.
"Thirty dollars, Ma'am," he answered.
"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being gypped here?"
"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."
Hey, guys, it's me again. We're supposed to be making you smile, not playing musical spotlight. Maybe I better say goodnight and go see if anything is cooking yet.