Chance is about to lose his hoohas and when we stopped by to help him feel better about it, we got into a heated discussion. So, we'd like to share this with you and see who wins the arg -- um, discussion.
Buddy: Don't worry, Chance. I survived when my kidneys were farmed.
Merci: Buddy, how many times must I remind you the correct word is harvested. Your kidneys were harvested.
Cotton: Can't you woofies ever get it right? His kidneys weren't involved.
Buddy: Yes, they were. They're missing. See, I'll show you.
Cyndi: Buddy, don't you dare show any ladies where your, um....
Cyndi: Hoohas? Go ahead, Buddy, show everyone where your kidneys used to be.
Buddy: No, I'm not going to show you anything now. My kidneys were stolen and I want them back!
Crystal: You're all scaring Chance. We're supposed to be making him feel better about losing his hoohas.
Buddy: No, not his hoohas. His kidneys! You can read Buddy is Farmed here. And then please tell my siblings they're wrong! Our kidneys are very important to us and we don't want them stolen. So, run, Chance, run!