Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Bite the Biscuit

Buddy: We were going to write this post for yesterday but when Jan was taking photos Sunday, there was an accident and only a couple of photos were taken. 

Marcus:  An accident?  What happened?

Sam:  You bit her, kiddo.  Remember?

Marcus:  I did? 

Merci:  How could you forget?  Jan turned white and did a dance.

Marcus:  I don't remember.  Oh, wait, you mean when Jan held the biscuit between her fingers and I leaped so high I caught it?

Merci:  No, we mean when you bounced so high you clamped your teeth on Jan's fingers that were holding the biscuit and then tried to scrape the skin off her fingers as you fell to the ground . 

Marcus:  Oh, that.  Well, she survived, I got the biscuit, and she didn't lose control of the camera like when she tripped and threw it at the fireplace, so what's the problem?

Buddy:  You made her bleed, for one thing.  You should know she hates the sight of blood.  Actually, I'm not too fond of it myself.  But what would we have done if she had bled to death out there in the dog pen? Who would feed us?

Marcus:  Oh, it was just a little trickle of blood, unless you believe her version.  Um ... you don't believe her version, do you?

Sam:  We got to taste test some Nutro Ultra All Natural biscuits, a healthy digestion blend of oatmeal & pumpkin. They contain salmon, chicken and lamb meal, along with flax, fruits and vegetables.

Buddy:  They have no wheat, corn, corn gluten meal, soy, artificial colors or flavors, or fillers.  And the aroma is irresistible  We couldn't wait.. 

Merci:  mphfffff.

Marcus:  Oh, no, I'm not going to go through that again!  Just toss it to me, will you?

Buddy:  Thanks, Jan.

Sam:  Yum, good.

Marcus:  Hey, where's my biscuit?

Merci:  Go away, Marcus, this is my biscuit.  Go get your own.


Marcus:  I've been cheated.  Where's my biscuit?

Buddy:  Jan has been trying to give you another one but you've been running around trying to steal ours. You have to learn to pay attention.

Sam:  I guess you can tell the Nutro Ultra All Natural Biscuits were a big hit with all of us.

Thank you, Chewy.com for providing the biscuits.  We are not compensated for tasting the biscuits or for writing this.

14 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

Wow....what a great product! It has all the great ingredients, including Jan's fingers! Can't beat that!

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, Marcus, you have to be careful. Even though those biscuits sound delicious, Jan *does* feed you all, so be gentle, okay? We sure hope Jan is okay.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You bit her! Oh my word
Lily

The Swiss Cats said...

Oh Marcus, never bite the hand that feeds you ! You have to be careful and behave like a good boy with Jan, OK ? Purrs

thepoodleanddogblog said...

A little nip on a human's fingers kind of keeps them in line.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

guys...sew did de bizcuitz smells like trout ! ?? toona?? mackerull !!!

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

Oh ouch! I hope your hand is alright!!! That would hurt!!
Tisk tisk Marcus, u have to be more careful!!
((Husky hugz))
"Love is being owned by a husky"

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Those must have been delicious biscuits to get Marcus so excited. Hope Jan didn't hurt the hand that opens the cat food cans!

ANGEL ABBY said...

We hope Jan is OK!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HUMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm we have always wondered about this. We have heard for like 87 years that FINGER FOODS are grrrrreat.. Now we have the answer.

Katie http://myminipetpig.com/ said...

That sure sounds good, even with a little bit of finger in the mix!

katsrus said...

Mmm a new variety of biscuits.
Sue B

kariginsburg said...

you all are so silly. good thing Jan is ok!

Eileen said...

Oh goodness, Marcus! Has no one told you not to bite the hand that feeds you? We hopes Jan is okay.

Enjoy your treats!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku