Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Temp Apt Fail 8

 
Percy:  Ah, this is the life.  I don't know why Jan is complaining about bent Venetian blind slats.  I am so comfy here by the window.

I am continuing the story of my to-date futile private apartment hunt.  At this point, I am on a storage shelf in front of a porch window. 


This is an apartment with a view of the dog pen.


This is the view from the other side of the window.  No, I am not a checkered cat.  I am peering through a screen.


I don't believe this!  Jan said I am destroying the blind and have pulled down the curtain, so she raised the blind, moved the shelves, and put the old curtain back where she thinks it belongs.  Now she says I can stay in my new apartment.


This apartment was decorated the way I want it and she has redecorated it without my permission.  I don't like the new decor so I am giving her the back of disrespect.  What does she do?  She takes pictures.  It's plain I am never going to get any privacy here, so even though I really like this apartment ...

I'm out of here!


And I've moved back to where I began this series.  In the bathroom.  On a shelf.

I'll teach her to try to make me more comfortable.  A mancat would rather sleep on a basket of sharp objects if it means he has his privacy.

Marcus:  Uh, Percy, you do realize there is no privacy on a shelf in the bathroom?  We can all see you.

Percy:  Then close your eyes and pretend you aren't here.

Marcus:  Okay.  Will you let me know when it's okay to open them again?

Percy:  Yes, I'll call you in October.
 


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22 comments:

  1. I had no idea a good apartment was so hard to find in your area! I thought it was just Los Angeles.

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  2. I think the blind spot looks wonderful!

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  3. I see nothing that you did was wrong. Whatever you need is what the mom should do. I have spoken.

    Have a purrfect Happy Tuesday. My best to your mom. ♥

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  4. I have lots of good boxes in the garage I can send you. Just let me know what size you want. There was a cat whisperer show on TV a few years ago. He recommended installing cat ledges on the walls for the kitty cats to climb up onto.

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  5. How could she redecorate without your purrmission???? Sheesh...that's so not right!

    The Florida Furkids

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  6. You should see our blinds! Mommy just bought new ones... MOL We'll see how long these last!

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  7. The blinds apartment looked very comfortable until it was redecorated without your permission.

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  8. Windows are the bestest spots to watch the world go by. Bol. I move blinds outa my way too.
    Scooter

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  9. Never give up. You will find a nice place.

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  10. I understand why she complains about Venetian blind. For me I usual get them twisted about.
    Stop in from Yami and if you find the time stop in for a little coffee and milk.

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  11. Mommy once had a kitty who liked to hide in the bathroom closet. She was living with inattentive children who would close the door trapping the kitty in the closet. When mommy opened the door the anxious cat would come flying out at her.

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  12. Aaaaw Percy, sorry 'bout the blinds dude. I's mine's self made a purropurr mess of our blinds just the other day. Who knew humans got so bent outta shape over somethin' so silly? Big hugs

    Luvs ya'

    Raena and Dezi

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  13. Oh, Percy, just get them all rose-coloured glasses and some limoncello...they'll give in eventually. How about under Jan's bed where you can sing to her in the middle of the night? Or on the back of the john and you can patrol the bathroom.

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    1. This is only a reply in that it was I, Loulou, who left the comment, not Unknown.

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  14. Percy? I think your perseverance despite the odds is noteworthy. I admire a mancat with that drive and the wish to stake out his purrsonal claim.

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  15. Oh Percy, this is distwessing! Yoo need yoor own mancat cave. Recently my mom threw a blanket over a chair and two of my brofurs fought over who would get to hide under it. Just a suggestion.

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  16. MOLOh, Percy...that's a long time to keep your eyes closed...MOL :D I'm glad at least you found a purrfect spot :D Pawkisses for a Happy Day :) <3

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  17. I sure hope you find a perfect place soon. Sleeping on sharp objects is no fun!

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  18. Wow, Percy. The apartment market is ROUGH by you!

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  19. There has to be the perfect apartment for you somewhere. Have you thought about subleasing the dog's kennel?

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  20. Wow, Marcus that would sure be a long time to keep your eyes closed. Hopefully Percy will find and apartment that will be a good fix for all. Hugs and nose kisses to all of you at the Funny Farm.

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  21. hello percy its dennis the vizsla dog hay dont yoo hayt wen the landlords akt like they own the playse??? i thawt their wer laws aginst them just coming in and redekorayting willy nilly!!! it shoor is hard to find just the rite spayse!!! ok bye

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