Percy: Hey, Rusty, get off the blog. You promised if I let you do a post on your summer villa last Tuesday, you would let me post in peace this week. (Rusty Interrupts Percy's Apt Hunt)
Rusty: I know I did, and I'm sorry, but this is an emergency! There's been an intruder in my villa. I have photographic proof. See!
Percy: That's Micah.
Rusty: In MY villa! And look at the picture. I'm not home. He broke and entered. He should be arrested.
Micah: Now just a moment. I'm your brother and you're talking about having me arrested? What did I break? As far as entering, the door was wide open. I thought you had moved out.
Percy: Wait, Micah broke and entered? I can't wait to hear you try to explain that to a
cop. I don't think there's a space on their form for "broke and
entered". You must mean you want him arrested for breaking and entering.
Rusty: I don't care what for. I just want him arrested.
Micah: Well, you're home in this picture.
Rusty: But you weren't invited. You entered when I was in the kitchen snacking. And when I returned, your fat butt was in my way. There wasn't enough room left for me to lie down.
Micah: I've heard that possession is nine-tenths of something or other. In this case it was nine-tenths of the villa. And I did give it back.
Rusty: Yes, you did give it back. And, come to think of it, you did rearrange the shelf Jan keeps her vitamins and herbs on. In fact, you rearranged much of it onto the floor so there would be room for you. I envied you being able to get up that high to make yourself at home.
Micah: You don't really want to have me arrested after that, do you?
Rusty: The expression on Jan's face when she walked into the kitchen and saw how you had almost cleared the shelf of her things was priceless. I'll forgive you. This time.
Percy: Excuse me. You two seem to have forgotten I am supposed to be the one posting today.
Rusty: You're a good brother, Percy. Thanks for sharing.
Percy: But I didn't offer to share my post. You just appropriated it. Again.
Rusty: Don't worry. There's always next Tuesday.
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