Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Pirate Day 2018
Percy: Even though we don't post on Wednesday any more, it doesn't feel right to let Meow / Woof Like a Pirate Day go by this year without participating.
Marcus: Jan still doesn't have Photoship Elements on the computer since the last installation scared her out of two lives.
Percy: Unlike cats, humans don't have more than one life, and I think you mean Photoshop.
Marcus: Do you see any "shop" in that graphic? I see a ship. Perhaps you need glasses.
Percy: It was depressing to look at our old Pirates Day graphics since most all of those in the pictures are gone now. But Jan found us this one with just you and me and the high seas.
Marcus: I wish you hadn't said "high seas". Now I'm seasick. Why is this boat rocking?
Percy: I think that's Jan jumping up and down on the deck trying to make things seem more realistic.
Marcus: Well, it's going to become very realistic when she has to clean up pools of dog barf.
Percy: But we only rented the ship for the photo shoot. Jan won't have to clean it up.
Marcus: You don't think she's going to pay extra to have someone else clean it up, do you?
Percy: In that case, I suggest you heave ho ... uh, heave to ... throw up over the railing into the water.
Marcus: Now that the ship has stopped rocking, so has my stomach. How about we go grab us some hardtack and grog to celebrate the day, matey?
Percy: Sounds like a good idea. But can we make it quick? I have an emergency.
Marcus: What's the problem?
Percy: My wooden leg appears to have termites.
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