Friday, September 14, 2018
Marcus Tells A Joke
Marcus: Hey, it's me again, your favorite joke teller. I have a good one for you today. It's blog appropriate since so many furries call their humans - Oh, I can't give away the joke.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
One girl said, "My father grows beans."
"My mother cooks beans," added a boy.
A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Micah: After our recent gas leak here - or should I say after your recent gas leak, Marcus (flashback to Marcus the Hero), I thought sure there would be a different punch line.
Marcus: Why would you think that?
Micah: I've heard how unmelodious human beans can become after they eat beans.
Marcus: Oh, you mean like when Jan followed the directions to double the dose for the first two weeks of my new vitamins and stopped after only two days?
Marcus: Maybe I'd better tell a different joke before Jan makes us shut down for the day. Do you know one?
Marcus: So tell us what it is.
Micah: I will. When it's my turn to do a post.
We are running behind on everything (as usual) so haven't had a chance to post a Mousebreath interview for today. We will have one for you next week.
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