Friday, September 14, 2018

Marcus Tells A Joke


Marcus:  Hey, it's me again, your favorite joke teller.  I have a good one for you today.  It's blog appropriate since so many furries call their humans  - Oh, I can't give away the joke.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

One girl said, "My father grows beans."

"My mother cooks beans," added a boy.

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."


Micah:  After our recent gas leak here  - or should I say after your recent gas leak, Marcus (flashback to Marcus the Hero), I thought sure there would be a different  punch line.

Marcus:  Why would you think that?

Micah:  I've heard how unmelodious human beans can become after they eat beans.

Marcus:   Oh, you mean like when Jan followed the directions to double the dose for the first two weeks of my new vitamins and stopped after only two days?

Micah:   Exactly.

Marcus:  Maybe I'd better tell a different joke before Jan makes us shut down for the day.  Do you know one?

Micah:  Yes.

Marcus:  So tell us what it is.

Micah:  I will.  When it's my turn to do a post.


We are running behind on everything (as usual) so haven't had a chance to post a Mousebreath interview for today.  We will have one for you next week.




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24 comments:

  1. We love jokes that play on words like that.

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  2. Hari om
    BOL... oh I neede that giggle Marcus!!! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Good joke Marcus! Yup, we all know that we humans are called Beans.

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  4. You've bean practicing your jokes Marcus!

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  5. My dad loves those types of puns! BOL!

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  6. And we call cat and dogs paw pads 'beans' too!

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  7. That's a really cute joke, Marcus. Perfect joke for Happy Tuesday.

    I love the kitty too. Great for Feline Friday.

    Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. My best to your mom. ♥

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  8. marcus.....ya did good buddy.... !! ☺☺♥

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  9. We loved your joke, Marcus! Maybe you can join us in our Vegas act. We keep trying to get mom to book us a headlining gig there. BOL!

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  10. Good one, Marcus! In case Jan is interested, we've learned that there seems to be less 'gas' when we pressure cook beans for about 20 minutes.

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  11. We have totally missed somethin'. But that's okay, we'll laff anyways. MOmmy says laffin' is good fur the soul. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  12. Great jokes, especially the beans, which is when they are banned from the palace, along with Brussells sprouts, MOL
    Toodle pips
    ERin

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  13. Too bad the first 2 kids got it wrong... MOL!

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  14. Beans Beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you-well, you know :)

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  15. hilarious post! Have a great weekend!

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  16. Oh, Marcus, you are really using your bean on that one!!! Pinch of baking soda in the water. Bring to a boil and then throw out the water and start over cooking the you know what's.
    WOrks wonders, and there is also BEANO, which is supposed to stop all those..er..repercussion. But mama doesn't like it. Try the two waters trick and see if that works.
    XXXXXX

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  17. All kinds of beans. Not to forget coffee beans without which our assistant (bean) might lose her mind.

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  18. Purrfect jokes Marcus! We calls our mom the mom bean all the time. She's definitely more of a bean than a peep...shapewise anyway. MOL!

    Have a great weekend efurrybody!

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  19. That's a darn tootin' good joke, Marcus!

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  20. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay this reeminds me of a song!!! i think it goze beans beans the myoozikal froot the mor yoo eet the mor yoo toot!!! hmm i think tucker must hav had a seekret supply of beans arownd the howse sumware!!! ha ha ok bye

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  21. Jan,
    Thank you for the lovely comment on our blog and memories here about precious little Diva.
    She gave Diva a new meaning. Each time I see a sun puddle or a box I'll smile. She gave me so much joy and I'm pretty sure she'd be royally UPSET if I quit blogging so I will be back ...and who knows an Angelic Diva will probably fly every so often too.
    Hugs and Proud to have been Mom of Madi
    Cecilia

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  22. You'd think my dad grew beans the way he farted, ha ha.

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  23. We always enjoy your great jokes! Yes, we are fine but you are right about so many not being around! Mayor Arty is still in office and Sarge's family have a new guy who is really cool! We miss Frankie and Ernie too!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

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