Marcus: Buddy, what are you doing in my bed?
Buddy: I'm the official bed inspector/tester here. You can't have a new bed unless I make sure it's safe.
Marcus: How could it not be safe?
Buddy: It could bite.
Marcus: How many times have you ever been bitten by a bed?
Buddy: Well, never, but it could happen!
Marcus:: Thank you for inspecting my new bed but it's time to go sleep in your own.
Buddy: Okay. I'll send you my bill.
Marcus: Hey, Jan, can we get some better light over here? Oh, okay, but I'll remember this when you need me to model again..
Rusty: Don't worry. Your friends will understand you have to work with what you have and what you have is Jan.
Marcus: This is my new bed. Jan, I'm a big guy. I'm also the star of this post, yet you missed me. No, my shoulder doesn't count as on target.
Buddy: Oh, I don't know. It's kind of nice to see a headless picture of you.
Marcus: Here I am in my new bed. Finally!
Buddy: Yes, we dogs got new beds for early Christmas presents, and just in time. It's going down into the 20sF for the next couple of nights. It's going to be cold in here. What am I saying? It's already cold in here.
Rusty: Jan said if she needs to buy anything else, she'll have to rob a bank, but one of you dogs will have to drive the getaway car. Marcus, I hope you have a license because the rest of us will never get in a car with Buddy in the front seat again!
Marcus: A license? We don't even have a car!
We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal and Rocco, Basil the Bionic Cat, Barking from the Bayou and Owned by a husky.
Hari OM
ReplyDeletethat's a smart looking sleeping pad you got there Marcus - and Buddy-approved too!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Oh my, new beddies...and tested too! The image in my mind of you all robbing a bank, with a doggie at the wheel...heeheehee!
ReplyDeleteYou two are so funny....thanks for the big laughs. Those beds are way cool and they sure do look comfy. Santa came early for you how exciting you all must have been really good all year. We sure hope you all don't resort to robbing a bank, jail don't have beds as nice as your new ones. Hugs and nose kisses and have a very Happy and blessed Christmas. Maggie, Pooh and Chancy
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need those beds to be snuggly warm!
ReplyDeleteThose are some great beds!
ReplyDeleteWhat pawesome new beds!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
What nice comfy beds! I just got a new bed too. But I still would rather sleep on the blanket on the couch.
ReplyDeleteWOW, even I want to try out that bed, Marcus. What a doozy.
ReplyDeleteThose beds sound great!
ReplyDeleteGreat bed. Glad you all got new beds. We're broke too. Mommy says it's nuffin' new tho' so we don't even notice. MOL Altho' we did notice da 'lextric blanky broke and it's gettin' colder. Maybe we'll be by to share dat new bed ya' got. Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
You're so funny. We're having issues with the Christmas tree...
ReplyDeleteThat is a very nice bed! I'm sure it will keep you toasty warm during the cold weather.
ReplyDeleteStay warm in your nice new beds!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great looking bed, Marcus. And nice sides to keep any drafts off your sides:)
ReplyDeleteMarcus, your bed is awesome, and it sure was nice of Buddy to make sure it's safe! :)
ReplyDeleteStay warm, dear friends!
Pawsome bed Marcus! Stay warm efurrybody!!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo no it is importent to hav things properly inspekted!!! hay buddy i hav herd my mama and dada saying they need a noo hyooman bed if they git wun do yoo want to kome over and inspekt it for them??? i kan pay yoo in fish skins!!! ok bye
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