Rusty: Buddy and Merci have had a turn to show off their new beds. (The Perfect Size and Musical Beds) Today Marcus gets to show off his. Jan brought it home just over a week ago.
Marcus: Buddy, what are you doing in my bed?
Buddy: I'm the official bed inspector/tester here. You can't have a new bed unless I make sure it's safe.
Marcus: How could it not be safe?
Buddy: It could bite.
Marcus: How many times have you ever been bitten by a bed?
Buddy: Well, never, but it could happen!
Marcus:: Thank you for inspecting my new bed but it's time to go sleep in your own.
Buddy: Okay. I'll send you my bill.
Marcus: Hey, Jan, can we get some better light over here? Oh, okay, but I'll remember this when you need me to model again..
Rusty: Don't worry. Your friends will understand you have to work with what you have and what you have is Jan.
Marcus: This is my new bed. Jan, I'm a big guy. I'm also the star of this post, yet you missed me. No, my shoulder doesn't count as on target.
Buddy: Oh, I don't know. It's kind of nice to see a headless picture of you.
Marcus: Here I am in my new bed. Finally!
Buddy: Yes, we dogs got new beds for early Christmas presents, and just in time. It's going down into the 20sF for the next couple of nights. It's going to be cold in here. What am I saying? It's already cold in here.
Rusty: Jan said if she needs to buy anything else, she'll have to rob a bank, but one of you dogs will have to drive the getaway car. Marcus, I hope you have a license because the rest of us will never get in a car with Buddy in the front seat again!
Marcus: A license? We don't even have a car!
We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal and Rocco, Basil the Bionic Cat, Barking from the Bayou and Owned by a husky.