Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Marcus's Best Feature
Marcus: You see who gets to sleep comfortably on the bed. I just get to hang out on the edge while Buddy gets to stretch out with his own blankie.
Percy: Stop complaining. You guys are blocked from the bed during the day but at that time the heat wasn't on and Buddy was cold so he was allowed to sleep on the bed. And you're hanging over the edge because you wanted to squeeze in the picture.
Buddy: Hey, I'm just now seeing this picture. Why is your butt in my face, Marcus?
Marcus: Because ... uh, because ... uh ...
Percy: Don't look at me. I'd like to hear the answer too.
Buddy: Because it's your best feature?
Marcus: Of course not. My eyes are my best feature.
Buddy: You do know your eyes are at the opposite end of your body?