Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Funny Farmer Felines President
Percy: Who's the kitty?
Buddy: That's Marcus's new friend. We've been seeing him on our walks the past couple of months. We don't know if he's a feral that lives near the mill or someone abandoned him there.
Percy: Marcus isn't planning on bringing him home, I hope!
Buddy: No, but you know Marcus. He says he tries to make friends with everything he meets.
Percy: What do you mean, he says he tries?
Buddy: You know how hyper Marcus is. It's hard to take him seriously about making new friends when he's dancing about and making strange noises that he calls communication and I call gibberish.
Percy: Well, that's one pretty kitty but tell Marcus if that cat steps one paw into this house, I will chase him out of Mayberry!
Buddy: We don't live in Mayberry. In fact, Mayberry was a fictional TV town.
Percy: Well, chasing him out of town is my campaign promise and that isn't fiction, it's fact!
Buddy: What are you campaigning for?
Percy: President of the Funny Farmer Felines.
Buddy: And what makes you qualified to run?
Percy: I can beat up ... I mean, beat Micah or any other kitty that wants to run against me. I also know how to stuff a ballot box.
Buddy: What do you stuff a ballot box with?
Percy: Kitty litter! What else?
Buddy: Oh, I don't know. I was thinking ... votes?
Pawed by Jans Funny Farm at 12/21/2016 12:30:00 AM
Labels: cats, feral cats, Funny Farmer Felines, stuffing ballot box, vote, voting
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That's a pretty kitty!ReplyDelete
Your new friend is very cute! Kitty litter in the ballot box - that's pretty funnyReplyDelete
oh Percy.. mmmeeeeeeeeaaaaoooouuuuuuiiiiiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
What a pretty cat. We can understand why Marcus would want to be friends with it. Litter in the ballot box? MOL!ReplyDelete
The new cat looks very friendly and he is very pretty too.ReplyDelete
Marcus's new cat friend is gorgeous! That fur and eyes! I hope, hope, HOPE this cat has a home. I'm thinking that in our recent election, the boxes weren't stuffed with litter, but with the stuff that GOES INTO the litter! LOL!ReplyDelete
Your new friend look so sweet and friendly!!! What a beautiful eyes he got. Have a great Wednesday:)ReplyDelete
That is a good looking cat.ReplyDelete
Well he sure does look friendly!ReplyDelete
It is always nice to meet new friends. President Percy sounds very nice!ReplyDelete
OMD OMC you LITTER the Ballot Box???? You must be planning to vote using those CHICAGO Rules...ReplyDelete
HEY we remember when you tried to make furends with the BIRDIES in the PIPE... Wonder what happened to them?
You two are a case and always make us laugh. Kitty litter where votes should go? We think that might bring on a recount or a whole nother vote...what do you think? That cat is beautiful. Hugs and nose kisses Pooh, Chancy and MumsyReplyDelete
When is the election? Is it over? Did the litter count?ReplyDelete
Murphy & Stanley
We hope that pretty kitty has a home somewhere, or else finds on real soon!ReplyDelete
We sure hope the pretty kitty is just out for a walk, like your woofies, and has a safe home to return to.ReplyDelete
We would vote for you for President Percy! A ballot box of cat litter sounds like a good campaign promise. :)
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
That is a pretty kitty. Stay safe, friend of Marcus!ReplyDelete
If Marcus can make furends with that sweet looking kitty, then maybe eventually you can too, Percy.ReplyDelete
Afterall, you all were rescues right?
Petcretary says she sure hopes that is a kitty with a home/shelter.