Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Perfectly Oiled Machine


Buddy:  Getting older has its advantages.  When it's cold I sometimes get special privileges.  I love a soft bed with my own quilt. 

I also have my own walking coat.  Yep, I'm one lucky canine.

Rusty:  But you stayed home today when Merci and Marcus took Jan walking?  You said you didn't feel up to it.  I assumed your arthritis was acting up  What's lucky about that?

Buddy:  I stayed home.  Marcus left the house and went walking.  You figure it out.

Rusty:  Oh, right.  Marcus is away.  The house is peaceful and quiet.  Except, that is, for your snoring.

Buddy:  I don't snore!

Rusty:  You snore like a broken buzz saw.

Buddy:  If I snored - and I don't! - I would sound like a perfectly oiled machine.

Rusty:  Okay, so the next time I hear you not snoring, don't blame me if I oil your machine.


15 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    BOL MOL... oh dear... now you got me wondering if I too require oil... hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. You look so cozy under your pretty blanket!

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  3. A few drops of oil down the hatch just might make things interesting around there!

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  4. You are beautiful friend
    Lily & Edward

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  5. Our Angel Joey dog would have appreciated that story! He got way more treats and special privileges because he was old.

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  6. Oh, Buddy, you sweet-muzzled little old doggy. I see that you are getting on in years, but if you still know how to snore, you're just fine. Let 'em have it!

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  7. Hahaha! Bentley is a snorer but I don't think Pierre ever sleeps soundly enough to snore. He is always listening for something.

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  8. Snoring usually puts me right to slep!

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  9. Umm you might be kin to my dad. He snores too but denies it
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  10. That looks like a very fine bed & coat!

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  11. Buddy I think you made the right choice!

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  12. WE are SURE that you Snore like a PAWFECTLY Oiled Machine... it comes with PRACTICE... I (Frankie Furter) know about this stuffs...

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  13. Do perfectly oiled machines make snoring noises? We suppose it's possible, Buddy! :)

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  14. I need to show this post to the petcretary...I am 14.5 years old...and spawcial treatment?? Pfft! And she also says I snore...why I am letting her know I am still livley and so she doesn't have to wake me up to find out...you know what? Minko snores too!!!

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