Buddy: Getting older has its advantages. When it's cold I sometimes get special privileges. I love a soft bed with my own quilt.
I also have my own walking coat. Yep, I'm one lucky canine.
Rusty: But you stayed home today when Merci and Marcus took Jan walking? You said you didn't feel up to it. I assumed your arthritis was acting up What's lucky about that?
Buddy: I stayed home. Marcus left the house and went walking. You figure it out.
Rusty: Oh, right. Marcus is away. The house is peaceful and quiet. Except, that is, for your snoring.
Buddy: I don't snore!
Rusty: You snore like a broken buzz saw.
Buddy: If I snored - and I don't! - I would sound like a perfectly oiled machine.
Rusty: Okay, so the next time I hear you not snoring, don't blame me if I oil your machine.
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteBOL MOL... oh dear... now you got me wondering if I too require oil... hugs wags whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
You look so cozy under your pretty blanket!
ReplyDeleteA few drops of oil down the hatch just might make things interesting around there!
ReplyDeleteYou are beautiful friend
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Our Angel Joey dog would have appreciated that story! He got way more treats and special privileges because he was old.
ReplyDeleteOh, Buddy, you sweet-muzzled little old doggy. I see that you are getting on in years, but if you still know how to snore, you're just fine. Let 'em have it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Bentley is a snorer but I don't think Pierre ever sleeps soundly enough to snore. He is always listening for something.
ReplyDeleteSnoring usually puts me right to slep!
ReplyDeleteUmm you might be kin to my dad. He snores too but denies it
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
That looks like a very fine bed & coat!
ReplyDeleteBuddy I think you made the right choice!
ReplyDeleteWE are SURE that you Snore like a PAWFECTLY Oiled Machine... it comes with PRACTICE... I (Frankie Furter) know about this stuffs...
ReplyDeleteYou look so cute in your coat :)
ReplyDeleteDo perfectly oiled machines make snoring noises? We suppose it's possible, Buddy! :)
ReplyDeleteI need to show this post to the petcretary...I am 14.5 years old...and spawcial treatment?? Pfft! And she also says I snore...why I am letting her know I am still livley and so she doesn't have to wake me up to find out...you know what? Minko snores too!!!
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