Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Perfectly Oiled Machine
Buddy: Getting older has its advantages. When it's cold I sometimes get special privileges. I love a soft bed with my own quilt.
I also have my own walking coat. Yep, I'm one lucky canine.
Rusty: But you stayed home today when Merci and Marcus took Jan walking? You said you didn't feel up to it. I assumed your arthritis was acting up What's lucky about that?
Buddy: I stayed home. Marcus left the house and went walking. You figure it out.
Rusty: Oh, right. Marcus is away. The house is peaceful and quiet. Except, that is, for your snoring.
Buddy: I don't snore!
Rusty: You snore like a broken buzz saw.
Buddy: If I snored - and I don't! - I would sound like a perfectly oiled machine.
Rusty: Okay, so the next time I hear you not snoring, don't blame me if I oil your machine.