Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Do I Look Wet?

Taylor:  Buddy, what happened?  Get caught in the rain?  You look a bit wet.


Buddy:  Jan tried to drown me.

Taylor:  I find that a bit hard to believe.

Buddy:  Seriously.  She turned the hose on me and tried to drown me.

Micah:  I think he means Jan gave him a bath.

Buddy:  Yes, that's what I said.  Jan tried to drown me.  Don't I look like a drowned dog?

Micah:  Not really.  If you're walking, talking and whining about the water, you are definitely not drowned!

Buddy:  I heard her say you're next, Micah.

Taylor:  Where did he go?  I didn't know Micah could move so fast.

Buddy:  Jan isn't really going to give him a bath.  It was payback for what he said.  You don't think I was whining, do you?

Taylor:  No, not me!  I believed every word.

Buddy:  Good.  As I was saying, Jan tried to drown me, but I survived.  And I paid her back by using the canine towel to dry myself.

Taylor:  You shook water over her?

Buddy:  Yes.  It was such fun.

20 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Well done Buddy. You get wet, She get wet. All is fair in love and drowning!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Snorts with piggy laughter. Too funny - water showers. XOXO - Bacon

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  3. It's only fair that the humans get wet when we get wet! Our mom and dad have actually found that it's easier to bathe us if our mom gets in the tub with us!

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  4. Were you water boarded!
    Lily & Edward

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  5. Bet that felt good getting wet all over.

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  6. We love our bathes here, we are weird. Even the kittens get bathes, they are really weird. stella rose

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  7. Mr. M is not fond of baths, either... Saphera & Purrseidon, on the other hand, seem to go out of their way to get so filthy that baths are a priority.

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  8. Oh no Buddy did Jan make you have a bath? We hope Jan didn't turn the water off and leave you to drip dry.

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  9. I think Bentley & Pierre think shaking and getting me wet is the best part about a bath! I'll bet that you smell terrific, Buddy!

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  10. Me and Stanley don't mind getting baths. BUTT it should be a pawsonal choice!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. Humans have this weird thing about clean.

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  12. Oh, poor Buddy (and Micah!), but we bet you'll have a great time getting your own smells back all over you!

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  13. Nobody likes to get a bath. Good job getting revenge!

    The Florida Furkids

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  14. I bet she was trying to help you cool off Buddy.

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  15. So glad you survived. And that you got revenge

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  16. Oh no, not torture day, I mean bath day.

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  17. The canine towel ... ha! I guess everybuddy was real wet after your bath, Buddy!

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  18. Buddy, I´m sure you are handsome after you are dry. I think. Let´s say that WHEN or IF you dry off, you´ll be a bit more presentable because of the bath.
    I think.
    The truth is, you look like a drowned rat.

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  19. I enjoy drenching growlmy when I get done standing in that watery bathtub too...and I just love the look on her face when she sees the 'ring around the tub' and all the furs left behind, BOL!!

    Don't look so sad, Buddy, you will be dry in a flash...I think!

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