Buddy: Jan tried to drown me.
Taylor: I find that a bit hard to believe.
Buddy: Seriously. She turned the hose on me and tried to drown me.
Micah: I think he means Jan gave him a bath.
Buddy: Yes, that's what I said. Jan tried to drown me. Don't I look like a drowned dog?
Micah: Not really. If you're walking, talking and whining about the water, you are definitely not drowned!
Buddy: I heard her say you're next, Micah.
Taylor: Where did he go? I didn't know Micah could move so fast.
Buddy: Jan isn't really going to give him a bath. It was payback for what he said. You don't think I was whining, do you?
Taylor: No, not me! I believed every word.
Buddy: Good. As I was saying, Jan tried to drown me, but I survived. And I paid her back by using the canine towel to dry myself.
Taylor: You shook water over her?
Buddy: Yes. It was such fun.
