Taylor: What in the world is that?
Buddy: It's Marcus.
Taylor: Which part of him?
Buddy: His neck.
Taylor: You had me worried for a moment. I was told this is a family friendly blog.
Buddy: It's a refreshing change to not have to see Marcus's face in a post.
Taylor: Why is his face missing?
Buddy: Because a while back he sat on Jan's lap while she was trying to type and this was her view.
Taylor: He looks a bit naked. I know; he needs a bow tie.
Buddy: Sometimes he needs a noose.
Marcus: Who needs a moose?
Buddy: You startled me, Marcus! I was just telling Taylor that Rusty needs a mousse. One of those rich, frothy, creamy desserts made with whipped egg whites and heavy cream. It would put a little weight on him.
Marcus: A good idea. I hope we all get some too. That picture you're looking at needs a little color. It looks like some dog's neck. Might I suggest a bow tie?