Friday, July 01, 2016
Merci: I just love our new bed.
Taylor: Why didn't you sleep on the old one.
Merci: The bigger dogs would get there first and there wasn't room for me. I am finally sleeping comfortably too.
Taylor: Have you gained weight or has Jan gotten weaker?
Merci: Excuse me? You would actually ask a senior gal if she has gained weight?
Taylor: Well, I've noticed when you go over and paw the bed for Jan's attention, she doesn't just reach out and pull you onto the bed any more. Now she has to stand up, pick you up and put you on the bed.
Merci: Weaker. Jan has definitely gotten weaker.
Taylor: Why don't you just use Buddy's two-step stool and climb in bed yourself?
Merci: I don't want to. I like the ride to the penthouse.
Taylor: What? We don't have a penthouse.
Merci: It's an analogy. Think about it. Buddy and Marcus have to climb the stairs. I just call for the elevator.