Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Sam: Psst, Sam here. I heard a nasty rumor that Jan ate the dog food for our review. Do any of you know anything about that?
Marcus: WHAT? Jan wouldn't do that. She doesn't like dog food. Or does she?
Buddy: Are you sure she ate it? I heard a whisper that she fed our food to the cats. Why would she do that? They have plenty of food.
Merci: I heard it had something to do with crossed eyes.
Sam: I didn't know Jan has crossed eyes. Did any of you notice that?
Merci: No, Percy's eyes are slightly crossed but I don't think Jan's are.
Buddy: No, I haven't noticed Jan having crossed eyes, but I have noticed she has been wandering around with crossed wires lately.
Merci: Wires, that's it. Crossed wires.
Marcus: Should we call a doctor? An ambulance? Does she need electrical surgery?
Merci: No, Marcus, crossed wires are in the brain. I don't think she has an electrical circuit. If she did, she's lost it.
Sam: We don't need to call an ambulance. If Jan needs a surgeon, Dr. Buddy is the best brain surgeon around.
Marcus: *wide-eyd* Buddy is a brain surgeon?
Buddy: Of course. A few years ago I operated on Billy Sweetfeets (Part 1 and Part 2 - uh, we advise you to visit the human litterbox before reading these posts) and he is doing well.
Marcus: That's great. But what about our food. Did she feed it to the cats or not?
Merci: Here it is. The cats not only ate our food but they posted a review on it yesterday!
Sam: Isn't this against the Cat and Dog Treaty of 2008, subsection 124 of Section 29A? There shall be no cross posting ... Oh, wait, it actually says, there shall be no cross-dressing between cats and dogs.
Marcus: Why would I want to dress as a cat?
Buddy: I have no idea, but after this, I think I need a nap.
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