Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Electrical Surgery


Sam:  Psst, Sam here.  I heard a nasty rumor that Jan ate the dog food for our review.  Do any of you know anything about that?

Marcus:  WHAT?  Jan wouldn't do that.  She doesn't like dog food.  Or does she?

Buddy:  Are you sure she ate it?  I heard a whisper that she fed our food to the cats. Why would she do that?  They have plenty of food.

Merci:  I heard it had something to do with crossed eyes.

Sam: I didn't know Jan has crossed eyes.  Did any of you notice that?

Merci:  No, Percy's eyes are slightly crossed but I don't think Jan's are.

Buddy:  No, I haven't noticed Jan having crossed eyes, but I have noticed she has been wandering around with crossed wires lately.   

Merci:  Wires, that's it. Crossed wires.

Marcus:  Should we call a doctor?  An ambulance?  Does she need electrical surgery?

Merci:  No, Marcus, crossed wires are in the brain.  I don't think she has an electrical circuit.  If she did, she's lost it.

Sam:  We don't need to call an ambulance.  If Jan needs a surgeon, Dr. Buddy is the best brain surgeon around.

Marcus: *wide-eyd*  Buddy is a brain surgeon? 

Buddy:  Of course.  A few years ago I operated on Billy Sweetfeets (Part 1 and Part 2 - uh, we advise you to visit the human litterbox before reading these posts) and he is doing well.

Marcus:  That's great.  But what about our food.  Did she feed it to the cats or not?

Merci:  Here it is.  The cats not only ate our food but they posted a review on it yesterday! 

Sam:  Isn't this against the Cat and Dog Treaty of 2008, subsection 124 of Section 29A?  There shall be no cross posting ... Oh, wait, it actually says, there shall be no cross-dressing between cats and dogs. 

Marcus:  Why would I want to dress as a cat?

Buddy:  I have no idea, but after this, I think I need a nap.

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14 comments:

  1. Hahaha, you made our human laugh!
    Thank you for visiting us and your kind words. We love you and send lots of purrs!

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  2. Maggie loves to sneak in and TRY to eat Dietzy's food, but then he tries to kill her, and she runs away. She does not learn and does it again and again, one of these days she is going to turn up missing and we will find her tail sticking out of mean ole cat dietzy's mouth!
    stella rose

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  3. BOL!!! That was great, thanks for the laughs!! BOL!!!

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  4. Weez been votin'. Hope yous all win.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  5. The cats (not Jan, thank goodness) ate your food -- we've seen photographic proof! Did you dogs not get to try ANY of it?

    Thank you for stumping on our behalf in the Vetericyn voting ... we have some ground to make up, but it seems to be picking up some steam...

    Hugs!

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  6. Does Jan have puppy food breath?
    That's the best way to tell...

    Noodle and crew

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  7. Oh no Jan! Not the dog food! We did read that the cats ate your food. ♥

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  8. Our mom ALMOST tasted one of our peanutbutter treats but she did not. She was afraid she might like it BOL!! Keep your mom away from your treats!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. BOL!!!!!!
    hahahaha!!!! This was great!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  10. You woofies are furry funny! We hopes Jan gets her wires uncrossed before Dr. Buddy has to do his surgery, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  11. Thanks for sharing a photo of Sam - such a sweety.

    Your header shows you have such a wonderful crew of guys and gals!

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  12. BOL! BOL!

    Growlmy has some crossed wires up there, too...sometimes she can't remember ****!
    Like the shopping list and all her coupons today. Sheesh!

    Thanks fur the giggles, they were needed!

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