Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Not Your Apartment
Percy: This is my latest apartment. I've been living in it since the weather turned cold and wet.
Micah: It's a laundry basket, Percy, not your apartment!
Percy: It's a very cozy apartment with a widow view. And sometimes there is sunshine.
Micah: I can enjoy the same sunshine from my latest apartment.
Percy: That's not your apartment. That's Jan's bed.
Micah: Yes, I have it to myself all day. Jan puts the gates on to keep Marcus off the bed in the daytime. If she forgets, he sneaks in here and makes himself at home.
Marcus: Jan, that's MY top sheet. It isn't fair. If I'm not allowed on MY top sheet during the day, Micah should be evicted until bedtime too. Please let me chase him off MY sheet!
Taylor: Cyndi, why do the guys have such a hard time with living arrangements?
Cyndi: It must be a guy thing. You and I seem to the the only ones around here that actually sleep in the beds Jan gave us.
Taylor: Have you ever considered spreading your wings and sleeping somewhere different?
Cyndi: If I did, I would be squashed.
Taylor: How would that happen?
Cyndi: Marcus would mistake my wings for his new pillow.
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Percy, how many apartments have you been through??
ReplyDeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteSo many moves of apartment has me wondering if you are actually a squatter, Percy... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Well that one with the window view looks darn comfy!
ReplyDeleteWell I think your latest apartment is a very nice one, Percy.
ReplyDeleteMy ghostwriter said last night one of her fellow nurses shared a picture of her kitty cat who jumped into the front loading clothes dryer right after it was unloaded to enjoy the lingering warmth. Talk about edgy real estate!
ReplyDeleteMicah, we know that you've been searching for a new apartment; it's good to hear that you've found one that you like...and with a window view!
ReplyDeleteI love these conversations. Funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up to Happy Tuesday.
Have a purrfect and woof woof day. My best to your mom. ♥
Your appartment with window view and sunshine looks very comfy ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteGood light is so important when looking for a new apartment - especially in the winter.
ReplyDeleteYou sure do have to move a lot! I love your new basket apartment. You have access to so much sunlight. I guess we are lucky our bed is to high for the boys to jump on.
ReplyDeleteA good apartment is tough to find :)
ReplyDeleteWe sure hope you all find the purrfect place to nap. Even you Marcus!
ReplyDeletePercy, we just love the new apartment that you moved into. It comes with everything that you need. Which is a comfy bed and a great view with plenty of sunshine for those cold days. Thanks for sharing the new place with us. Have a wonderful day of relaxing.
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MOL Well at least you've all got somewhere nice and comfy to lay on. Enjoy. Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
UN AMOR ESOS GATOS!!!!
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