Tuesday, November 13, 2018
For Aggressive Chewers
Marcus: Jan bought me this new toy last month. Isn't it pretty?
Micah: For how long?
Marcus: For how long what?
Micah: For how long will it be pretty? For that matter, how long will it be at all?
Marcus: Jan let me play with it in the dog pen.
Micah: One time.
Marcus: It's supposed to be for aggressive chewers. I'm not aggressive.
Micah: No, you're delusional.
Marcus: That isn't a nice thing to say to your brother!
Micah: But it's the truth. Look!
Marcus: Okay, so it's not so good-looking there.
Micah: That picture was taken less than an hour after Jan gave it to you.
Marcus: Maybe Jan got the toy for sissies.
Micah: I don't think there is a toy for sissies. I think you have razor sharp teeth.
Marcus: Not really. It looks as good today as it did then.
Micah: Your toy is so dirty and shredded Jan refused to take a picture of it for your post.
Marcus: I can't help it because Jan has a dirt and thread phobia.
Micah: And who gave it to her?
Marcus: I don't know. Who?
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