Percy: You aren't a feline. You're a canine.
Marcus: Today I am a feline.
Percy: You're just trying to steal our post.
Marcus: Steal it? That's a bit harsh. How about "borrow" it?
Percy: Why?
Marcus: I wanted everyone to see how strong and handsome I look when I hold Jan's hand.
Percy: You mean when Jan holds your paw because you're nervous about something.
Marcus: I'm never nervous. It's a form of communication. Such as when I leap into the back seat of my suv, Jan holds my paw for a moment while I reassure her she doesn't have to be nervous about driving.
Percy:And when you grab her hand when she opens the door to let you out of the back seat?
Marcus: That's my way of thanking her for bringing me home in one piece.
Percy: How many pieces do you expect to be in when you get home?
Marcus: You should hear the traffic. Horns blaring, tires squealing, sirens screaming. And that's before we roll off the curb into the street. It's gotten so bad I ride curled into a ball with my paws over my ears to keep me calm.
Percy: I think you're exaggerating, but is that why she rushes you in the front door and out the back - because you're calm?
Marcus: No, she rushes me out the back door because I have to pee.
Hari Om
ReplyDeleteMarcus darling, you are the handsomest feline I have seen in quite some time - but don't tell the other cats that okay??? hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
You can be a feline today if you want, Marcus. I think it's a great idea.
ReplyDeleteHave a woof woof Feline Friday. My best to your mom. ♥
oh Marcus you ARE handsome!!!!! Dakota understands that when you live with a feline, you become feline!
ReplyDeleteAren't you the sweetest kitty ever!
ReplyDeleteYou've got an answer for everything, Marcus.
ReplyDeleteNever argue with a feline ... especially if they are of the canine variety ;)
ReplyDeleteSeems like you've got everything figured out, Marcus!
ReplyDeleteYou are quite handsome Marcus dude, feline or canine!
ReplyDeleteYou are very sweet Marcus.
ReplyDeleteOh Marcus, you are the funniest woofie we know. We probably wouldn't like you in person 'cuz we're scared of woofies but here you can be an honorary kitty.
ReplyDeleteMarcus you are quite a handsome boy!!! I'm a bit partial to brown eyes too
ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Oh Marcus...you are the most handsome kitty I've ever seen! I like to hold Mom's paw too, just like you.
ReplyDeleteAwww, we think you're an awesome (and super handsome) feline, Marcus!
ReplyDeleteCharlee: "Marcus, we are happy to accept you as an honorary kitty."
ReplyDeleteChaplin: "Just like Dennis was an honorary kitty!"
Charlee: "If you would like to borrow a kitty mask, just let us know."
Chaplin: "Yes, we inherited all of Dennis's disguises, including the kitty one."
Charlee: "But, you know, we don't actually need it."
arcus, I thought you were trying to get Jan to let you chase Percy off your sheet on the bed...
ReplyDeleteSorry we have not been commenting much. Sigh...it looks like another week or so before we will be back to our regular schedule.
Purrs
Marv
MOL Don't worry Marcus, we always have to pee when we get home too. Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena