Percy: This is my latest apartment. I've been living in it since the weather turned cold and wet.
Micah: It's a laundry basket, Percy, not your apartment!
Percy: It's a very cozy apartment with a widow view. And sometimes there is sunshine.
Micah: I can enjoy the same sunshine from my latest apartment.
Percy: That's not your apartment. That's Jan's bed.
Micah: Yes, I have it to myself all day. Jan puts the gates on to keep Marcus off the bed in the daytime. If she forgets, he sneaks in here and makes himself at home.
Marcus: Jan, that's MY top sheet. It isn't fair. If I'm not allowed on MY top sheet during the day, Micah should be evicted until bedtime too. Please let me chase him off MY sheet!
Taylor: Cyndi, why do the guys have such a hard time with living arrangements?
Cyndi: It must be a guy thing. You and I seem to the the only ones around here that actually sleep in the beds Jan gave us.
Taylor: Have you ever considered spreading your wings and sleeping somewhere different?
Cyndi: If I did, I would be squashed.
Taylor: How would that happen?
Cyndi: Marcus would mistake my wings for his new pillow.
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