Taylor: Marcus, sometimes I wonder about you. What kind of a foolishness was this?
Marcus: It wasn't foolishness. Jan got me a new toy and when I tried to take it from her, she whacked me on the nose with it.
Taylor: She did not whack you. She wrestled you for it. You look like a maniac with a death grip on it.
Marcus: It was my toy. I had a right to it. She was just being selfish. I think she wanted to keep it for herself.
Taylor: Of course she wanted to keep it for herself. It's a special mop. When she washed the suv, she nearly fell off the stool because she had to climb on shaky legs so many times. Next time she washes it, she shouldn't have to climb more than twice, hopefully.
Marcus: Well, anyone else would have let me enjoy my new toy and bought another one for herself.
Taylor: But it wasn't your new toy! Oh, never mind. I might as well be talking to a mop.
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ReplyDeleteBOL... oh dear Marcus, you really fancied that fluffy blue fella, huh? But Taylor is right - Jan needs all the help she can get with the chores, so you leave it be, okay? I'm sure something else will come your way - eventually. hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
That toy looks like lots of fun Marcus!
ReplyDeleteMom should let you play with the mop when she's not using it and you should let her use your toy when she needs to wash her SUV. Simple solution.
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Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. My best to your mom. ♥
That did indeed look like a squeaky toy! I would have wanted it for myself too.
ReplyDeleteEverything looks like a cat toy to an imaginitive cat.
ReplyDeleteSheesh...Jan should at least share that toy with you, Marcus, BOL!!
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Rosy, Jakey & Arty
What a joy to see!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely looks like a toy to us, too. I think you should claim it. Did you try peeing on it?
ReplyDeleteLove Laser & McLaren
That was sweet of Jan to let you keep one :)
ReplyDeleteOh, Marcus, maybe next time you should ask politely, "Jan, may I chew on your mop a few moment, and then I'll help you wash the SUV?” That' ll work, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, Marcus, Jan must have the pawtience of a saint to put up with your antics. You make us laugh but we're not certain Jan was laughing, and Taylor definitely wasn't. MOL
ReplyDeleteYou could try to ask nicely, maybe Jan would agree to share her new toy with you. Purrs
ReplyDeleteMarcus...there absolutely is NO one like you. Good grief!
ReplyDeletehello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav to agree with marcus that duz luk like a toy!!! probly gud for kleening yore teeth!!! altho dada sez i mite chayndj my toon after the mop has ben yoozed as a mop but i am not so shoor i think that wood probly just mayk it tayst better!!! ha ha ok bye
ReplyDeleteThat may look like a toy, Marcus, but we hear that thing sometimes has soap and water on it ... not so fun!
ReplyDeleteOh, this is so cute! Glad you think a mop is special, Marcus! Me, not so much! MOL! Thanks so much for the smiles and for joining in our Flashback Friday Blog Hop!
ReplyDeleteA new mop huh? It look purretty cool to us. Do you wash cars? Hmmmm We need to ask mommy why she doesn't wash ours. MOL Big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Wow, thanks for the heads up, you two, now I know why there is a door to our closet where petcretary keeps her cleaning 'toys'...I need to figure a way to get in there to have a go at the various mops and brooms in there. A broom might even come in handy on Wednesday night, BOL!
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