Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Pirate Day 2018


Percy:  Even though  we don't post on Wednesday any more, it doesn't feel right to let Meow / Woof Like a Pirate Day go by this year without participating.

Marcus:  Jan still doesn't have Photoship Elements on the computer since the last installation scared her out of two lives.

Percy:  Unlike cats, humans don't have more than one life, and I think you mean Photoshop.

Marcus:  Do you see any "shop" in that graphic?  I see a ship.  Perhaps you need glasses.

Percy:  It was depressing to look at our old Pirates Day graphics since most all of those in the pictures are gone now.  But Jan found us this one with just you and me and the high seas.

Marcus:  I wish you hadn't said "high seas".  Now I'm seasick.  Why is this boat rocking?

Percy:  I think that's Jan jumping up and down on the deck trying to make things seem more realistic.

Marcus:  Well, it's going to become very realistic when she has to clean up pools of dog barf.

Percy:  But we only rented the ship for the photo shoot.  Jan won't have to clean it up.

Marcus:  You don't think she's going to pay extra to have someone else clean it up, do you?

Percy:  In that case, I suggest you heave ho ... uh, heave to ... throw up over the railing into the water.

Marcus:  Now that the ship has stopped rocking, so has my stomach.  How about we go grab us some hardtack and grog to celebrate the day, matey?

Percy:  Sounds like a good idea.  But can we make it quick?  I have an emergency.

Marcus:  What's the problem? 

Percy:  My wooden leg appears to  have termites.

We are joining the Pirate Day Pet Parade with hosts Dash Kitten, Barking from the Bayou, & Bionic Basil.


26 comments:

  1. BOL!!
    Ahoy Mateys! Ya make for a couple fine lookin' Pirates!
    Me crew and me is off to find our buried treasure!

    Meet ya at da Inn for some Grog later?
    Captain Aaaaarrrrgggty and his mates Queen Rosy da Rebel and One Eared Jakey

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  2. ahoy mateyz....blimey ye all look feerce....heerz ta grog a plentee in the black jacks two day ~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  3. Happy Pirate Day!! Permission to come aboard your vessel. We are ready to sail the high seas with you. There is no time to get sea sick. Have to save Percy's wooden leg from those termites and find the buried treasure. Enjoy the rest of your day.
    World of Animals

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  4. Well, shiver me timbers! I'm shaking in my boots, you pirates look very scary!

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  5. Ah maties, Feelin the quesik of the seas ya be? Well just have a taste o Ole Capn Marleys cure. A few spoons o raw snails, a few spoons of curdled milk, and some minced VEGGIES! Oh that'll knock yer tummies clean fer sure. Arr...

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  6. HARI oM
    bbwwwwhaarhhar!!! shiver me midships but you are a funny crew! hugs wags whiskeries YAM-aunty xxx

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  7. Happy Pirate Day efurrybody! It looks like you is having lots of fun...even with the occasional sea sickness. :p

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  8. Awww...how cute! I didn't know it was Pirate day! :)

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  9. Ye be rockin' the pirate pawty gang!

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  10. Happy Pirate Day!
    Have a wonderful Wednesday...

    Noodle and crew

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  11. That is a great graphic. Happy Pirate Day!

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  12. Yar!!! ye be two fine lookin'pirates for sure!
    Happy Meow like a Pirate day!
    Arrr, Georgia,Julie and JJ

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  13. My wooden leg seems to have termites. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. 🖤

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  14. Ye be fine pirates.

    The Florida Furkids

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  15. Oh no termites are not for wooden legs! LOL

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  16. Bw!! Haa!! Haaa!!!
    YOU made cofee come out Mom's NOSE! That makes me laugh too!
    I got a joke for you...what are a pirate's favorite socks?
    Wait for it

    Wait for it

    Wait for it

    Arrrgyle!!!!

    Purrs
    Marv

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  17. Yo Ho Ho! Ye make us belly laugh! We are so happy that you joined us for the "Pirate" Pet Parade

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  18. A leg with termites? That's not good. As fur the hurlin', our momm wouldn't pay extra to have sompawdy else clean it up either. She'd smile and then mumble to herself the whole time she cleaned it up. MOL Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  19. Ha ha! A wooden leg with termites is a pressing issue, for sure. Happy Pirate Day, dear mateys!

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  20. You're all great pirates ! Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day ! Purrs

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  21. Yikes mites in the wooden leg is worse that weavel's in the hard tack!
    Have a yo ho ho and a bottle o' nip grog on us, Arrrr
    Capt' ERin

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  22. Great dialogue between Percy and Marcus. They look awfully cute as pirates, too. I always get a kick out seeing pets dressed in costumes. lol Thanks for making me grin this morning and for the visit, maties!

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  23. * giggles * Cough Cough. Arrgh Me Hearties. 'Tis good to see ye hear today!!

    Thank you for being part of the Thankful Thursdays with us, its much appreciated.

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