Friday, April 08, 2016

Did I Just Say That?

TAYLOR:  You look a bit upset, Merci.  Is everything okay?


MERCI:  Okay?  No, it's not okay.  That big, snoring tub of lard pushed me out of bed yesterday.


TAYLOR:  But I thought you two finally resolved your differences.

MERCI:  He snored like a steam engine with a cold but he did finally quiet down and I fell asleep.  I was dreaming about my younger days when I chased balls and had fun.  Next thing I knew his butt shoved me over the side of the bed onto the carpet.


MARCUS:  What?  I was dreaming you and I were walking Jan and a coyote jumped out from behind a bush.  I shoved you away with my butt to save you. 

MERCI:  A likely story.  If a coyote jumped out from behind a bush, you'd run for your life.  You shoved me out of bed on purpose so you could stretch out and have the bed to yourself.

MARCUS:  I saved your life and this is how you repay me?  I was a hero!

MERCI:  You were a bed hog!

MARCUS:  Will you forgive me if I let you have Sam's bed all to yourself today?

MERCI:  I'll forgive you when you tell the truth.  Maybe!

MARCUS:  Okay.  I didn't butt you out of bed to save you in my dream.  We both turned to run and I tripped over Jan's foot and knocked you into the coyote.

TAYLOR:  You ran away and left Merci to be killed?

MARCUS:  No, no.  You know how Jan carries that big water pistol to chase off territorial dogs since I kept getting attacked?  She squirted the coyote in the eye and it ran away.

MERCI:  So Jan saved me?  And you tried to take the credit?

MARCUS:  Well, I certainly don't want to admit I butted you out of bed on purpose!  Uh ... did I just say that?

MERCI:  Yes, you did.  I've heard enough!

MARCUS:  Wait, don't leave the room.  You said you'd forgive me when I told the truth. Can I take your silence for a yes?


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16 comments:

  1. You do look cute sleeping butt to butt.

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  2. Snoring AND coyotes - my goodness, what's next?

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  3. He he - fight nice guys. You know you'd miss each other if one were to leave.

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  4. Oops Marcus, you blew it. I think Jan needs to buy another bed.

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  5. Oh, you two. You are just like The Odd Couple except odder! So funny when you bicker and of course I know you love one another's company, no?

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  6. Snoring and dreaming of coyotes, what a dream ! Not a sweet dream for the snoring part though. You look so cute sleeping butt to butt ! Purrs

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  7. Y'all are so funny - always make me laugh!!

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  8. Pierre is our bed hog, but it is our bed that he hogs! BOL!

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  9. It's always bestest to tell da truth from da beginnin'.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  10. A bed hog is much easier to deal with than a hedge hog!

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  11. CASE CLOSED.... GUILTY AS CHARGED... THWAPPPPPPPpppppppp

    Court Adjourned.

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  12. Marcus, you know you have the right to be silent right? It might have been a better idea.

    Merci, we hope you get the bed all to yourself today. Have a good one efurrybody!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  13. Oops. Marcus, sometimes it's better to just not say anything... :)

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  14. Hahaha...., opps sorry guys but you made our grey Sunday brighten!

    Momo & Pinot xo

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  15. The share (not too well) the bed saga continues, MOL!!

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