Monday, April 15, 2013
Not My Fault
It was Jan who published the blank post in our name today. (This doesn't really look like Jan cause there are no wrinkles and the hair isn't gray, but she's delusional and so this is her avatar.)
See, I had a bad case of writer's block when I sat down to write a post for today. So I thought, I know, I'll go get a drink of water and check the kitchen floor for crumbs. That should jump start my brain.
Well, it worked. But just as I was headed back to the computer to write my post, Jan sat down in my chair and clicked "publish." Publish? The page was blank. Not even a title!
She says it was an accident; she actually intended to hit "Save," and hit the wrong button. Honestly, why would she think I'd believe that? Who saves a blank page? I say she should never have messed with my post!
After that heart-stopping scare, the idea for my post just flew out the window. So I apologize for not having a post today. I hope you won't hold it against me.
I am beyond embarrassed that some of you have seen a naked post from us in your Reader or in your email subscription. If you have any ideas of a proper penitence for Jan, let me know.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm exhausted and need some zzzzs. I'll try to recover from this in time for Thankful Thursday cause I have a thankful to report. Let's just hope Jan isn't home when I write it.