Hey, Buddy here. I bet you aren't aware my dream is to become a marathon runner. I've tried to teach Jan to run but her run is closer to a tortoise crawl than a finish line crossing pace. So I'm a bit jealous that a dog named Dozer ran most of the Maryland Half Marathon and raised more money for the cancer center than any of the two-leggers did.
Wow! And he wasn't even entered in the race.
I'm going to watch it with you. This time I'm going to close my eyes and imagine myself running free, the wind billowing my ears, and - Hey, who tripped me?