Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Rusty Occupies His Doghouse
Hey, Rusty here. I've seen Occupy the Couch and Occupy the Toys postings around Blogville recently. I am Occupying My Doghouse! Yes, my doghouse! I am an honorary dog with outdoor pen privileges. The others are afraid of the doghouse, so I claimed it and it's mine.
So what's the problem?
The first thing Jan saw this morning through the open bedroom door was Sam moving something across the kitchen floor as he licked it. Jan hollered. Sam disappeared. Jan got up to investigate. And then she really hollered, SAAAAAAAM! It was the butter dish with what had been a fresh stick of real butter in it. It was now a long, short stick. The top half was in Sam's tummy.
Sam claims he's been framed. That he didn't steal it off the table, one of us kitties knocked it down, the lid fell off and ... well, what's a guy to do when presented with something edible and tasty before breakfast? I will neither confirm nor deny Sam's allegation one of the kitties knocked it on the floor. I don't tattle. I'll just stick to the known facts. Sam was caught eating the butter. The lid was under the table.
Jan wants him to reimburse her for the butter he ate but Sam doesn't have any cash or credit. She refused a well-chewed stuffie toy as payment. Now Jan wants me to move over or vacate my doghouse so Sam can squeeze in.
Let Jan find another jail cell to for Sam. This one's mine. Um, I mean, this doghouse is mine.
I am blocking the doorway and I refuse to budge. I will not move over and I will not move out!
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