Hey, Rusty here. I've seen Occupy the Couch and Occupy the Toys postings around Blogville recently. I am Occupying My Doghouse! Yes, my doghouse! I am an honorary dog with outdoor pen privileges. The others are afraid of the doghouse, so I claimed it and it's mine.
So what's the problem?
The first thing Jan saw this morning through the open bedroom door was Sam moving something across the kitchen floor as he licked it. Jan hollered. Sam disappeared. Jan got up to investigate. And then she really hollered, SAAAAAAAM! It was the butter dish with what had been a fresh stick of real butter in it. It was now a long, short stick. The top half was in Sam's tummy.
Sam claims he's been framed. That he didn't steal it off the table, one of us kitties knocked it down, the lid fell off and ... well, what's a guy to do when presented with something edible and tasty before breakfast? I will neither confirm nor deny Sam's allegation one of the kitties knocked it on the floor. I don't tattle. I'll just stick to the known facts. Sam was caught eating the butter. The lid was under the table.
Jan wants him to reimburse her for the butter he ate but Sam doesn't have any cash or credit. She refused a well-chewed stuffie toy as payment. Now Jan wants me to move over or vacate my doghouse so Sam can squeeze in.
Let Jan find another jail cell to for Sam. This one's mine. Um, I mean, this doghouse is mine.
I am blocking the doorway and I refuse to budge. I will not move over and I will not move out!
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We had to laugh at the thought of Sam with the butter. We don't think you should vacate the doghouse either, Rusty. :)
ReplyDeleteSam didn't do it....Sam didn't do it!
ReplyDeleteI LOVED that likely story but the butters are gone no matter who did it.
ReplyDeleteI will go do those instructions. xox
Oh Sam!! You are so innocent! Aww look at your gorgeous face! Yay!
ReplyDeleteTake care
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Innocent until PAWven Guilty.
ReplyDeleteLove the Occupation of the Dawg/CAT house. THAT is a riot.
Ohhhhh are we allowed to say somebuddy is in the CAT HOUSE???
Yummy butter! Me thinks peoples is just too worried about it!
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Poor Sam, framed again! One of these days I am gonna de-google completely!
ReplyDeleteWe fully support Rusty's "OccupyThe Doghouse"! Cats of the world, untie. Um wait... Spellcheck should solve this
ReplyDeleteOh my .... that's alot of butter Sam!
ReplyDeleteTeehee
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Was the butter tasty Sam?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the google info. We just went to remove our history
Hey, Sam, I know some good mouth-pieces, if'n you need one. You're not guilty because of your innocence. HAH! Bet you won't have constipation problems for the near future.
ReplyDeletemaybe Sam wants to become the new Paula Deen?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it funny how the woofies are afraid of beds and houses that are supposed to be for THEM and the kitties take them over cause they are not afraid?
Cats are brilliant!
Guess we don't have google web history, cause we didn't see it when we tried to follow the instructions (not that mom is very good at that). So we are lucky. Maybe mom didn't want that in the first place and turned it off a long time ago?? Well, anyway,to get back to your entry, Rusty, if that is your house that is your house and you have the right to tell efurryone "go away".
ReplyDeleteSo there, Sam. And efurryone else!
Sam you look so innocent. You could not possibly have stolen the butter!lol
ReplyDeleteThat's an awfully big doghouse for Rusty..is he claiming squatters rites?
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Stay strong, Rusty! That is YOUR doghouse!
ReplyDeleteSam, Jan might not be buying that sad face, but WE are ... we smell a frame-job. ;)
Thanks for the Google info...
Stay strong, Rusty! That is YOUR doghouse!
ReplyDeleteSam, Jan might not be buying that sad face, but WE are ... we smell a frame-job. ;)
Thanks for the Google info...
Stay strong, Rusty! That is YOUR doghouse!
ReplyDeleteSam, Jan might not be buying that sad face, but WE are ... we smell a frame-job. ;)
Thanks for the Google info...
Seeing your sweet face, Sam, I sure think you were framed. You could never ever take something that wasn't on the floor for you to get. And Rusty I say nice outside home you got there. Now to have the mom see about this google thing. Wish us luck.
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