Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Morning Zoom Groom

Micah:  Hey, Marcus, what's with your new morning routine?

 Marcus:  What new routine?

Micah:  Isn't that what I think it is - you being touched by a vacuum cleaner? You've always attacked the vacuum cleaner.

Marcus:  Oh, I changed my mind, but only for the morning zoom groom.  The rest of the time, it's macho Marcus against the vicious vac.

Micah:  The first time I saw you plant yourself beside the bed and allowed Jan to run that machine over you, I thought I was hallucinating.

Marcus:  Every morning Jan vacuums my personal sheet on the bed and one morning I didn't move away in time and accidentally discovered Rusty was telling the truth when he said it's like getting a massage.  So every morning now I plant myself beside the bed and holler, "Vac me, baby!"

Micah:  You fibber.  You don't holler any such thing.  If you hollered, we'd all hear you.  In fact, you're so loud, if you whispered, we'd hear you!  And Jan would bop you beside your head if you talked to her like that.

Marcus:  I can holler at Jan anything I want to and she'll tell me what a good boy I am and do what I want.

Micah:  Stop telling stories.  You know -  Oh, wait, I get it.  You can holler anything you want- and live - as long as you don't say it out loud so Jan can hear it.

Marcus:  Exactly.  Now if you will excuse me, it's time for my morning zoom groom - otherwise known as my daily vac massage.


  1. Yipes! I'd be running! But my Florida associate Miss Charles said her old kitty cat friend, Lane, enjoyed being vaccumed.

  2. Hari OM
    ...Marcus, you are doing Jan a service too - cuz she's catching those loose furs BEFORE they hit the floor!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. OUR mom actually tried that on us cos we pugs shed like crazy and we went crazy end of the story. mags and gus

  4. Imagine that! If I hadn't seen the photo, I wouldn't have believed it, Marcus!

  5. Marcus...that's amazing. I know mom wishes I would do that!

  6. Oh, Marcus, that look on your face says it all. A vicious vac has turned into a Magnificent Massage. Congratulations on having a personal groomer.....

  7. Hmmm... We've used the shop vac on Saphera in shedding season, but hadn't thought to use it on a daily basis.

  8. dood....knot even if trout waz comin outta de vac at sum point wood we ever allowz a brushin like that !!!!! ☺☺♥♥

  9. Oh how I wish the boys would let me vacuum them. I have tried so many times but they don't get how good it feels. Way to be brave, Marcus!

  10. Gosh! I am stunned...Marcus you like VACUUMS!?!? And so does Rusty!?!?
    Apparently Queen Penelope and Hissy Old Licorice liked them too.

  11. Wow, Marcus, who knew?! That's kind of cool that you get a daily vacuum massage!

  12. A zoom groom huh? Well, we're not so sure we'd wanna do anythin' that involbes the carpet monster. You really are a good sport. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  13. That is so pleasant to have your own masseuse, BOL!
    It must really feel good, MJF loved it, and there were two kitties before me who loved it too!
    I do not care for it, and Dalton has not tried it either...he just watches from afar.


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