Morning Zoom Groom

Micah:  Hey, Marcus, what's with your new morning routine?

 Marcus:  What new routine?

Micah:  Isn't that what I think it is - you being touched by a vacuum cleaner? You've always attacked the vacuum cleaner.

Marcus:  Oh, I changed my mind, but only for the morning zoom groom.  The rest of the time, it's macho Marcus against the vicious vac.

Micah:  The first time I saw you plant yourself beside the bed and allowed Jan to run that machine over you, I thought I was hallucinating.

Marcus:  Every morning Jan vacuums my personal sheet on the bed and one morning I didn't move away in time and accidentally discovered Rusty was telling the truth when he said it's like getting a massage.  So every morning now I plant myself beside the bed and holler, "Vac me, baby!"

Micah:  You fibber.  You don't holler any such thing.  If you hollered, we'd all hear you.  In fact, you're so loud, if you whispered, we'd hear you!  And Jan would bop you beside your head if you talked to her like that.

Marcus:  I can holler at Jan anything I want to and she'll tell me what a good boy I am and do what I want.

Micah:  Stop telling stories.  You know -  Oh, wait, I get it.  You can holler anything you want- and live - as long as you don't say it out loud so Jan can hear it.

Marcus:  Exactly.  Now if you will excuse me, it's time for my morning zoom groom - otherwise known as my daily vac massage.