Friday, December 08, 2017

Squeaker Speech for Dummies



Marcus:  Jan took my red rubber ball and hid it.  (Red Rubber Ball)  She had better not take my dinosaur away too.  As you can see, I'm watching Jan!

Rusty:  It won't do you any good.  You destroyed that dinosaur not long after that picture was taken.

Marcus:  I did?  Are you sure?

Rusty:  You chewed a hole and tore out the stuffing to get to the squeaker.  Of course, I'm sure!

Marcus:  No wonder I haven't been able to find it lately.  Maybe Jan will buy me a new one.

Rusty:   I don't think so.  She mentioned just yesterday how nice and quiet it has been around here since the dinosaur was dissected.  You need to learn to take care of your toys before you run out of them permanently.

Marcus:  Oh, that will never happen.

Rusty:  You'll never learn to take care of them or you'll never run out of them?

Marcus:  Both.  My mission in life is to de-squeak and destroy.all toys in memory of Buddy, the best de-squeaker and toy destroyer ever - until me!  I just know I'm making him proud.

Rusty: I remember Buddy in his prime.  He used to squeak the toy, then he would stop and talk to it.  I never did figure out what they were saying but they evidently spoke the same language.

Marcus.  Don't worry.  You can learn the language when I finish the book Buddy was working on, Squeaker Speech for Dummies

Rusty:  I think you should rename it Squeaker Speech by Dummies.

Marcus:  What did you mumble?

Rusty:  Oh, just that I can't wait to read the dummies book.



We did a post when Buddy passed on Sept. 28th. (Farewell Buddy)  This lovely graphic was sent to us by Meezers Mews  & Terrieristical Woofs. We intended to post  it; however, we were upset about Buddy and other things happening at that time, so it was a good while before we posted again, so we forgot about it until yesterday.

Thank you so much to MM&TW (Pipo, Dalton & Mr. Jack Freckles).  You are so kind to do this for bloggers who lose a furry, and your memorial graphics are greatly appreciated.


We are joining the Pet Parade hosted by Rascal and Rocco, Basil the Bionic Cat and Barking from the Bayou.  At least we hope we are.  Last week we included this and our computer disconnected our internet before we could and we never did get to join.  

17 comments:

  1. Buddy was such a sweetie. They never leave your heart.

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  2. Marcus, you are sweet to keep Buddy's memory alive by desqueaking everything.

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  3. TBT got us a squeeker toy once. One bite/one squeek and we all puffed up and never went near it again!

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  4. What a sweet memorial photo of Buddy.

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  5. Dalton didn't know Buddy but he and Buddy along with Marcus would make a great shredding team! Dalton knows how to make it snow in the den...lots of puffy fluffy deep white snow evfurrywhere one looks after he gets done with destuffing session...sigh...how on earth do they get all that into one toy???

    Thanks for posting our memento for dear sweet Buddy. We are glad we can do that fur peeps and their furry ones...

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  6. De-squeakin' the toys huh? We don't think we have an squeakers. we have a few chirpers and mommy hates steppin' on 'em. she's always screamin' where's the mouse. MOL Big hugs and purrayers.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  7. Hari om
    Darling Buddy, missed by all but nonesomuch as 'the farm', I'm sure. Marcus, drop hints to Jan that this pawtrait of you is frameable. You are so handsome :-) hugs and wags, your fan... YAM-aunty xxx

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  8. RIP, Buddy. What a lovely graphic. And Marcus, we hope you get your red ball back

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  9. I always remove the stuffing and the squeaker from my squeaky toys. That way, I can fit more of them in my storage facility. I'll be sure to read your book. I have never left a squeaker in a squeaky toy long enough to figure out what it was saying.

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  10. That is a beautiful graphic from Pipo, Dalton & Mr. Jack Freckles in memory of Buddy.
    I can imagine how peaceful it must be now the dinosaur is de-squeaked.

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  11. Jakey just loves de-squeaking...and then shredding the squeaker!
    xoxo,
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

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  12. Sweet, sweet Buddy.
    Have a wonderful weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  13. The Petratary over at MM&TW does such lovely graphics! And Buddy was quite the guy! I can imagine what it would have been like to have him and Nellie under the same roof...pandemonium!!!
    And I really want to read Squeaker Speech by Dummies.
    Purrs
    Marv & Mom

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  14. That is a lovely Angel Buddy badge. Hey, I'll bet Brother Simon would be a good desqueeker!

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  15. We sure do miss Buddy. How awesome that you want to carry on his de-squeaking tradition, Marcus. :)

    Hugs and purrs to you all, sweet pals.

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  16. Marcus, have you heard about the Hear Doggy toys with the silent squeakers? Only dogs can hear them. Bentley loves his and so does mom.

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  17. THAT look on your face cracks my mommy up! If *I* could look at her like that, she sure wouldn't be cracking up then! She'd be cautious!

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