Taylor: Percy, what are you doing?
Percy: Just a minute. I think I figured out what the problem is here. The right cord is plugged into the left doohickey, which makes the right whatchamacallit too short to work the whateveritis without sparking. I think if I just chew through this wire in the middle, the right and left doodads will stop shorting out and become friends.
Taylor: They will? How do you know that?
Percy: I did what any self-respecting human would do to solve a technical problem..
Taylor: How did you do it?
Percy: I used my brain and talked through my ear!
Taylor: I don't understand what that means.
Percy: It means I feigned intelligence and made it all up.
Marcus: Last Monday was my 4th Gotcha Day (Belated Gotcha Marcus) and our friends over at MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs sent me this lovely graphic. Thanks, Pipo, Angel Minko, Mr Jack Freckles and Dalton. Your mom did a great job helping you.