Monday, December 14, 2015

Squeaking and Squealing


BUDDY:  What's that you have, Marcus?

SAM:  Is it edible?


MARCUS:  No, it's my new Kong Holiday Jumbler Football.  It comes in red or green.  Guess which color I was sent?

BUDDY:  I never heard of it.  What does it do?

MARCUS:  It's a football chew toy.  It's supposed to stand up to tough play.

SAM:  You are definitely the one to test it for toughness.

MARCUS:  There's a tennis ball inside with a squeaker.  I can play football with Jan and drive her crazy at the same time.

MERCI:  You don't need a special toy to drive Jan crazy.  You do it all the time screeching at the top of your lungs while playing with your old "soccer" ball.


SAM:  Hey, that sounds like fun.  Why don't you give us old timers a demonstration?

MARCUS:  Okay.  I chew on it to make it squeak and then Jan can pick it up by one of its two handles and throw it.  Sometimes she kicks it. 


BUDDY:  And then you run like a loony character with it in your mouth.  Is that it?

MARCUS:  Yes, essentially.


MERCI:  Look at the little piggy.  He wants to play with his old soccer ball ...


SAM:  And his new football at the same time.


MARCUS:  *squeak, squeak*  See, it talks to me.

MERCI:  What does it say?

MARCUS:  I don't know yet.  I think it's in Morse Code.  Maybe I can train it to yell at the soccer ball for me since Jan thinks I'm too noisy.

SAM:  You think?  You do know one of the neighbors recently asked which one of us makes all the noise?  She was afraid someone was harassing one of us.  Little did she know it's the other way around.

MARCUS:  Go ahead and make fun of me. You're just jealous because you don't have my energy ... or my Kong Holiday Jumbler Football.

BUDDY:  You sure have been having fun with both balls recently.  Between the squealing and the squeaking,  we all need ear plugs.

We received a Kong Jumbler from Chewy.com for this review.  We were not paid, nor influenced in what to write.

14 comments:

  1. Wow, that looks like a lot of fun, Marcus!! Its just right, isn't it??!

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  2. I love the fourth picture down--what a great action-running shot. Enjoy your football, Marcus!

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  3. We love football and our team color is red and gold.We know what we want for Christmas.

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  4. I think you must have a very big mouth, Marcus!!! :)

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  5. Dang, you were sure having some serious fun with that one!

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  6. Jakey loves his Kong Jumbler too!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo

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  7. Pierre LOVES his Kong football. We have had it for over a year and it still looks great.

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  8. That looks like some serious fun!
    Have a great week...

    Noodle and crew

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  9. Dat's a purretty cool football y'all got there. Have fun.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  10. OH MY D.............. that thingy is AMAZING... a must have on Many Christmas Lists fur Santa Paws...

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  11. Ruby asked Santa Paws to bring her one of these. They look super fun!

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  12. Hahaah that is one happy face right there ! what a great toy..let's hope it survives :) Loves Fozziemum xxx

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  13. Looks like fun --and sturdy too :)

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  14. That toy looks like a lot of fun ! The question is : will it survive ? Purrs

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