Saya the Vampire-Hunting Vizsla
MERCI: Last month we had a giveaway and Dennis the Vizsla from Dennis's Diary of Destruction won.
PERCY: He won a breakaway safely collar and very generously offered to let his young sister Saya have the prize.
MICAH: Do you suppose he could have been buttering her up so she'll protect him on future adventures?
MARCUS: Hmmm. Dennis gets himself into a lot of trouble and Saya the Vampire-Hunting Vizsla does sound like a heroine to the rescue.
BUDDY: Saya chose the color blue and sent us some photos of herself in her new collar.
RUSTY: She said it's okay to post them. In fact, Dennis said -
DENNIS: hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay shoor of korse yoo kan do a post showing how pritty saya is in her kollar!!! altho of korse she is not as pritty as me but wel hoo is??? heer ar sum pikchers dada tuk of her owt in the yard chaysing and poynting at bugs and wotnot for yoo to chooz frum.
CYNDI: She's a beautiful dog and it was nice of Dennis to let us post her pictures.
DENNIS: And also a pikcher of me and trixie lukking on disaproovingly!!! hay kid!!! git off my lawn!!! ha ha ok bye.
SAM: Have you met Dennis, his siblings and friends yet? We were striving to become more like him since he has perfect grammar, spelling and punctuation, but Jan says we should just be ourselves.