Tuesday, February 03, 2015
Trip Fly Crash
MICAH: Here, we'll show my handsome face before we scare you. This is our public service warning to slow down and not try to do something God didn't create you to do.
MARCUS: And this wasn't my fault either!
CYNDI: No, it wasn't really your fault, but all of you male dogs were blocking Jan's walking space.
MERCI: I was sleeping when the crime went down.
CAMERON: Crime? There was a crime? Did anyone dial 9-1-1?
SAM: There was no crime but this is what Jan's face looked like about half an hour after the failed flight attempt yesterday.
PERCY: Yep, Jan doesn't usually have that big bump on her forehead. We have told her and told her she can't fly without wings, but does she listen? No!
BUDDY: She was cleaning the bathroom when the phone rang and she dashed into the living room for the computer to turn down the Bill Gaither Homecoming music she likes to listen to when she cleans the house. She says it lifts her spirits and energizes her. It took her to new heights - and a crash landing - yesterday.
RUSTY: Have we mentioned before Jan is a klutz? She tripped over one of our beds and flew across the room, landing on her knees and sliding across the floor taking the TV stand on wheels with her. The stand stopped rolling when her eye and nose connected with the corner and her head knocked the big TV off the stand.
PERCY: And Jan complains we knock things over!
BUDDY: This is Jan's face this morning. The other injuries are not quite as colorful yet. I don't think we're going to be around too much for a few days. She needs supervision and round the clock nursing.
MARCUS: Excuse me, but has anyone called Bill Gaither and let him know he caused a oneperson - TV pileup yesterday? I've heard gospel music has soul but who knew it could be so dangerous?
Pawed by Jans Funny Farm at 2/03/2015 11:23:00 AM
Labels: accident, Bill Gaither, injury, Jan
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Poor Jan! We are purring hard that she will soon feel better. Kitties and Woofies, you need to give Jan your very best nursing care.ReplyDelete
Purrs ... Rainbow
Oh my gosh Jan, we so hope you are feeling better, Mom is most worried that you will have an awful headache after that spill.....mom is waiting to trip over one of us and hit her head againt the cabinet in our tiny mouse house.ReplyDelete
Oh my Ceiling Cat! That looks so painful. Did Jan go to her own Stabby Place?ReplyDelete
OH MY CAT! Jan, we sure hope you get to feeling better! Sounds like you had a nasty fall, and well it looks like you did too! So sorry! Furry gang, be sure to take good care of your mamma!ReplyDelete
Oh! Purring for you Jan!ReplyDelete
That looks oh so painful Jan. Our Daddy fell this morning over one of us, but landed on his backside. He just was some what ticked at us for getting under his feet . He wasn't hurt so bad. Apply ice , and if It still hurts you should go to the doctor if you haven't already. Purrs and prayer to you to get better real soon.ReplyDelete
OH Jan we are so sorry. WE hope you are OK. We are very worried. I hope you're using lots of ice packs.ReplyDelete
OMD, Jan!! Are you alright? It looks so painful. Our paws crossed for your speedy recovery. Friends at the farm, take a good care of her!ReplyDelete
Momo & Pinot
Ouch! I hope your human heals up fast. :-(ReplyDelete
Poor Jan! That looks very painful. I am sending you healing purrs.ReplyDelete
OMC Miss Jan dat's just pawful. Weez'll be purrayin' hawd fur ya' to get al better soon. Mommy dusn't run fur dat weason. Hers not so coordinated these days. Well and cuz she can't run anymore anyhow. MOL Y'all take good care of Miss Jan now, ya hear?.ReplyDelete
Dezi and Lexi
OMD...We are sending POTP that Jan heals up real soon!!ReplyDelete
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Oh dear! Purrs to Jan from all of us. Ouch.ReplyDelete
Oh, my! Sweet Jan that is quite a bump and bruises. We are so sorry and hope you heal really, really fast. Keeping you in our thoughts and prayers. Hugs and nose kisses Mumsy and PoohReplyDelete
Oh, dear. How ouchie indeed. We sure hope that its just a bad bruise and nothing worse.ReplyDelete
We know you furs will take good care of her, provide plenty of licks and maybe donate a steak or two to put on that black eye...nah, better be an ice pack.
Oh gosh, that looks painful! Take care of yourself and rest!!!ReplyDelete
Oh my dog!!!! That looks painful! Please tell Jan that I hope she feels better soon and heals quickly!ReplyDelete
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
OMC that looks furry painful! We hope Jan heals quickly and we knows you kitties and woofies will do a good job of nursing her back to health.ReplyDelete
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Oh no! Poor Jan! We sure hope she heals quickly. We're sending gentle purrs, prayers and hugs.ReplyDelete
Oh no! Jan's got ouchies!ReplyDelete
Big Noodle hugs...and kitty kisses too!
Noodle and crew
hole lee be cod guys....that HASTA hurt.....trout on de forehead willna even cure this one....we hope yur momz eye iz all rite....ReplyDelete
Oh poor Jan! I hope you're babying her so she can healReplyDelete