MARCUS: Hey, look at that cute puppy portrait. Is it someone we know?
PERCY: You could say that. Doesn't it look familiar?
MARCUS: Yes, it does, but I can't put my paw on it. Who is it?
PERCY: Look in the mirror. No, never mind. You were a little squirt then and don't look quite the same today.
MERCI: Here's the photo that was used to make the portrait. Do you recognize him now?
MARCUS: Hey, that's me! Did Jan paint it?
MERCI: You're joking! Jan can't paint. It was a present to us from Chewy.
PERCY: They sent 6" x 6" portraits to the bloggers who have been doing reviews for them.
MARCUS: You mean they're bribing us?
MERCI: No, no, not a bribe. They have never asked us to do anything but to be honest in our review of a product.
PERCY: When we learned other bloggers were receiving portraits, we wondered how they were going to handle all of us Funny Farmers. They picked you to represent us.
MERCI: They think you're cute.
MARCUS: Wow, I'm representing the Funny Farmers. Who would have thought?
PERCY: Definitely not us!
FUNNY FARMERS: Thank you, Chewy. It's a great portrait. The photo doesn't do it justice.