I found I could leap to the second shelf of the microwave stand and crawl onto a plastic drawer container.
You can't miss me. I'm the big black blob between the drawer and the shelf in the photo..
It was a nice apartment, close to food and water, and just a hairbreadth nearer to the feline pee and poop boxes. I'm a senior guy. Things like that are important.
The old neighbors were just a few feet away, but those few feet and the shelf over my head meant the neighborhood was just a teeny bit quieter.
It was a bit of a squeeze but it was close to a window where I had a beautiful view of the muddy dog pen.
I told Jan I would be so happy here if I could roll over on occasion, or even have an occasional guest in for a niptini or three. She could get rid of the microwave and remove the shelf it rests on. Then I would even have room to stand up and move around between naps.
Jan leaned down to look me in the eye (or she tried; it was quite dark under there) and evicted me. "Get out of there!"
I know when I am not wanted and I am a very obedient guy. I got out of there!
Well, I tried. I was stuck.
I think moving out of that cubbyhole was one of the best decisions I've ever made!
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Well, it was good for a while. I guess you're still hunting for that purrfect place?
ReplyDeleteMaybe look on airbnb for an apartment :)
ReplyDeletePercy, she really yelled at you?!? For shame, for one of your advanced sensibilities, and just because you were looking for a little piece and quiet. Harrumph!
ReplyDeleteThat does look like kind of a tight fit. Hopefully you'll be able to find a better spot real soon.
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteMOL... oh dear Percy, you are becoming quite the authority on real estate! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
I'm sure you'll find the perfect apartment. The whirling of the microwave might disrupt your naps too. Good call on the relocation effort.
ReplyDeletePercy, I know your just-right apartment is waiting your discovery. That one was a bit cramped as you noticed. I am confident you will find just the right apartment very soon. Meanwhile, if you have a tunnel, tent or cube, come on over...we'll bunk together
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Most funny post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up to Happy Tuesday. Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥
Percy, it sounds like that one was better than the first, so your next find will probably be even better! Remember the main things about realestate are location, location, location.
ReplyDeletedood....in sted a yellin at de ten antz... de land lord shulda come up witha better floor plan..just sayin....yur de one payin rent ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYou probably would have gotten tired of not being able to turn over or stretch easily. Count it as a blessing and keep looking, never give up.
ReplyDeleteYou were STUCK!!!! Oh nose, do you need me to organise a rescue pawty????
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh no, getting stuck is no fun! Rosie has her own apartment in one of our kitchen cabinets as well.
ReplyDeleteUh, oh, you shouldn't have mentioned niptinis. See today's blog...
ReplyDeleteYOUR FAULT! Glad you're unstuck and searching for new digs.
Dang, Percy. You got stuck? That definitely wasn't the place for you. Keep looking. We bet you'll find an apartment soon.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your continuing search for the perfect apartment.
ReplyDeleteI think that might make a good hidey hole next time you might need one of those. Meanwhile good wishes for your aprtment hunting.
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