Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Half of Ten Centuries


Cyndi:  Well, here we are again trying to come up with a post at the last minute.  Must be the heat and humidity fogging our brains.

Micah:  My brain isn't fogging, it's snoring.

Cyndi:  I thought it is Jan's brain that's snoring. 

Micah:  Perhaps.  Or fogging.  Whichever. It doesn't take much to confuse her as to which day it is any more!

Cyndi:  No, but after last week with the internet problems, it's no wonder she has a foggy, snoring brain.

Micah:  Right.  Jan called our isp (internet service provider) on Monday about our wading through molasses internet speed.  It was so slow we published our Tuesday post Wednesday. ( Our Wednesday Tuesday Post ) We didn't know if they fixed it or not because on Tuesday the green high speed cord came apart and Jan had to call again. 

Cyndi:  At least we had some internet speed when she plugged in our old white phone cord.  But was it fixed on Wednesday as promised?  We had no way to tell until we got a new green cord.

Micah:  She was surprised when she got an automated call just after 5 pm on Friday telling her someone would be here the next morning between 8 am and noon.  "Press 1 if you are still having problems."  Jan almost followed instructions, but she missed the 1 and disconnected the call.

Cyndi:  She went into a panic and immediately called the company.  "Don't worry,:" she was told.  I see your appointment was changed from Monday to Saturday between 8 am and 7 pm."  (What Monday appointment?  And the phone robot had said between 8 am and noon.)

Micah:  Jan was reassured someone would show up the next morning.  She hung up, glanced out the window and there was a company tech approaching our porch.  "Is it Saturday already?" she asked.  "No, I finished early and your ticket was pulled."

Cyndi:  Two hours later we had a new green cord and our internet was bouncing along at the proper speed. 

Micah:  Jan thanked the nice tech for not showing up the following Monday (yesterday) so he could keep the Saturday appointment last Friday.

Cyndi:  And then she was thoroughly confused as to which day is which.  But it's all sorted out now because today is a familiar day.  It's her birthday.

Micah:  I forge. How old Jan is today?

Cyndi:  I'm not sure.  I think she's half of ten centuries. 

Micah:  Oh, she's not as old as I thought.  She still has a few good years left. 

Cyndi:  Did you get her anything special?

Micah:  I've been lying here thinking she'd probably love to have a fresh caught mouse, but I haven't ever seen a mouse here.

Cyndi:  Neither have I, but I've heard you can order anything on Amazon.

25 comments:

  1. OMC internet problems...Aargh....we hope they solved now, kitties! Pawkisses for a Happy Birthday to your momπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽΆπŸŽ΅πŸŽΆπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ Wish her a wonderful day as well :) <3

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  2. Happy Birthday to Jan from all of us! No mice? Dang!

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  3. Happy Birthday Jan, our mom is much older than you, its not a pretty picture...just warning you. Glad you got that internet fixed...those damn computers run our lives. mags and Gus

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  4. Hari om
    Well done kitties, that was a full and informative post with just enough greetings for the one who feeds you!!! πŸ°πŸΉπŸ‰ for Jan. Hugs and whiskeries YAM-aunty xxx

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  5. guyz...a most happee birthday of ten two yur mom; just think. three more yeerz N her willz be a teen ager !! hope her dayz grate...nice "birthday" gift frum de internetz company !! :) N heerz two a yeer a head filled with happeez N healtheeez N werkin tech productz ☺☺♥♥♥♥

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  6. Happy Birthday to Jan! Glad the internet is fixed. XO

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  7. AND today is your HOOCHY KOOCHY day.

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  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAN!!!! I hope this internet situation has been resolved once and for all, so you don't have any more confusion over what day it is.

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  9. OH, JAN, A HUGE HUG FOR YOUR VERY IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY!! Mama and papa and I are SOOOOOOOOO glad you were BORN! Lucky world. As for the cord thing, we are totally confushed as to the color, the cord and the day all happened but what the heck.

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  10. Nothing worse than computer problems and talking to machines on the phone! We'r glad things finally got fixed and hope your Mom had a happy birthday!

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  11. On this great Tabby Tuesday. We would like to wish Jan a Happy Birthday!! We hope the internet problems have been resolved. It can be a pain sometimes. Enjoy your day, Jan. Thanks for the share. Have a great day.
    World of Animals

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  12. Happy birthday Jan! Glad your internet is fixed.

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  13. Happy Happy Birthday Jan! Hope it is a great one!

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  14. Aaaaaaaaaaaaw We're sure Jan purreciates the thought a lot more than the real mousey. Least, that's ifin she's anythin' like our mommy. MOL Happy birthday awnty Jan, we hope your day is as purrfect as you are. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi, Raena and mommy A

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  15. Happy Birthday, Jan! We love you, and hope you've had a wonderful day!

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  16. We hope you had a pawsome Birthday Miss Jan!!
    xoxo,
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy

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  17. Well, here we are but late as seems to be the norm for us of late...
    Anypaws!
    Happy Birthday, belatedly, to YOU, Miss Jan!!

    Getting those interwebs all fixed must have been like a great birthday present:)

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  18. Happy birthday Jan! I hope your day is wonderful and no mousie gifts. ☺

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  19. Jan, thanks for letting me share time with you on your birthday ! It was fun and a blessing to me.............
    also I like your post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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  20. Happy belated birthday Jan! We're sorry our mom bean was late getting here but she's way older than you and slower than your internets.

    Have a great weekend efurrybody!

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  21. Happy belated Birthday to Jan ! Purrs

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  22. Mom is late (as usual)!
    I shall sing! (Not as good as Nellie but I can sing!
    ♫♪♥♥♥♥♫♪Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday Dear Jan!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
    Purrs
    Marv

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  23. hello funny farmers its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy belayted birthday to yore mama jan!!! menny happy reeterns!!! ok bye

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