Taylor: Oh, Swampi, you shouldn't let your fans see you yawning. They'll think you're boring. Or should that be they'll think they're boring? Whichever, you shouldn't let anyone see you yawn in public.
Marcus: I'm not yawning. I'm the Great Swampi, hear me roar! What do you have for me this week?
Taylor: Barking from the Bayou asked, "Do you know how to avoid bath time? I think we would all love to hear that advice.
Marcus: I would love to hear that advice too. I roll in the dirt and evidently a mushroom cloud of dust arises from me whenever I scratch or am petted, so I see a bath in my own near future.
Taylor: Molly T. of The Fast and the Furrie needs some help. "I'm hoping you can come up with a way to get Mom to play soccer with me more often than twice a day."
Marcus: If your mom works for green papers, you could get her fired and then she would have lots more time to play soccer with you. That's not a good idea, though, because you have become accustomed to eating regularly and I'm sure your mom has too. Perhaps you could learn to play soccer by yourself for when she's not available. Better yet, I have the same problem. Perhaps we could play soccer together.
Taylor: From Team Beaglebratz with Lady Shasta, "Can u tell me y it hazta rain so much? I NEED my walkiez an'me an'mom don't like bein'in the rain. An'mom sez I NEED my walkiez so I can loze weight. Mom already haz me on a diet."
Marcus: It has to rain so much so we furries can get all wet and muddy and come into the house and dry ourselves off on the bed and other furniture and track mud all through the house. Our humans love that about us. Jan is always praising us with, "Thanks a LOT for making a mess!"
Taylor: Loulou asked in a post on her blog, "Oh, Great Swampi, can you give me a potion that will keep The Public from fawning over me all the time?" (Her mama and papa are "The Public".)
Marcus: There is such a potion that will stop the fawning but it will net you a bath. If you're desperate and want to try it, though, just roll in some Castor Oil mixed well with cayenne pepper.
Taylor: You might remember our Friday post on the exploding bed? (An Innocent BySleeper) This question is from Pooh and Her Pooch blog. "Was it a comfy bed after the explosion?"
Marcus: Since it was my bed that Merci destroyed, I can tell you with certainty that is is NOT a comfy bed now. In fact, Merci moved out of my crate and into a bed she previously considered too small and uncomfortable and is now working on making that one explode too.
Taylor: She's good! I wonder if the military could use another demolition expert?
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